278 drunken shameless Recipes

shrimp, domestic beer, cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp in the shell, minced garlic, cocktail sauce, mutha sauce, prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, juice of 1/4 lime, juice of 1/4 lemon, tabasco sauce, check the mutha sauce recipe, just like the name says , this is the basis-the true mother of all the sauces we have in this book.( dinosaur barbque by john stage nancy radke)it is a balanced blend of sweet, savory, spicy, and smoky flavors that acts as our leapin off point for creating a world of barbecue sensations. it can even stand alone as a traditional slatherin sauce for ribs and chicken., vegetable oil, minced onion, minced green pepper, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, kosher salt and black pepper, minced garlic, tomato sauce, ketchup (preferably heinz), water, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, molasses, cayenne pepper sauce, spicy brown mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, chili powder, coarsely ground black pepper, ground allspice, liquid smoke (optional), pour the oil into a large saucepan and set over medium-high heat. toss in the onions, green peppers, and jalapenos and give them a stir. season with a pinch of sa1tsp and pepper and cook til soft and golden. add the garlic and cook for 1 minute more. dump in everything else except the liquid smoke., bring to a boil, then lower the heat so the sauce simmers. simmer for 10 minutes. swirl in the liquid smoke and let the sauce cool., pour it into a container, cover , and store in the fridge til ready to use., variation : hot bbq sauce, add 2 or 3 seeded and minced habanero peppers (about 1 1/2 tsp to 1 tbsp) along with the onions, peppers, and jalapenos. also add 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper along with the other ingredients for extra punch., danger, working with habanero can cause plenty of personal pain and suffering if you re not careful. never touch the cut flesh or seeds with your bare hands. while it won tsp sting your hands (unless you ve got a cut), the volatile oils from the peppers get into your pores and can be transferred to your eyes or other moist, sensitive areas on your body long after you re done cookin . even washing your hands doesn tsp help. so wear latex gloves while with habaneras and be sure to protect yourself.

butter, shallot, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, half-and-half, reduced-fat cream cheese, cubed, at room temperature, grated drunken goat cheese, claw crabmeat , picked through for shells and cartilage, chopped fresh parsley, panko breadcrumbs, paprika, whole-wheat pita chips , for serving

crescent roll dough, ranch dip (my favorite is wells blue bunny ranch dill now land o lakes), radish, grated, baby carrots, grated, cucumber, seeded and chopped small, broccoli, florets only in small pieces, cauliflower, florets only in small pieces, tomato, seeded and chopped small, colby-monterey jack cheese, finely shredded, green onions, sliced thinly

beef frankfurters, cut into bite size pieces, light brown sugar, beer

canola oil, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, minced fresh ginger root, shrimp, peeled and deveined, salt, ground black pepper, red pepper flakes , or to taste, beer, ketchup, white sugar, cornstarch, water, sesame oil, green onions, chopped

mango, peeled and finely diced, chopped fresh strawberries, kiwi, peeled and finely diced, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped, chopped fresh mint, rum

fresh figs, cognac, mascarpone cheese, sugar, toasted hazelnuts, chopped fresh mint leaves

fresh pumpkin seeds, whiskey (such as jack daniel s), bacon drippings, dark brown sugar, salt , plus more to taste

eggs, brandy-based orange liqueur (such as grand marnier), ground nutmeg, thick slices egg bread, mascarpone cheese, blueberry preserves, sugar, clarified butter, real maple syrup

white sugar, water, pear liqueur, fresh strawberries, hulled, blueberries, fresh blackberries

whole chicken, salt and pepper to taste, dijon-style prepared mustard, beer, italian-style salad dressing

refrigerated grapefruit, drained and juice reserved, white sugar, gin, leaves fresh mint, minced, whole mint leaves

burgundy wine, olive oil, prepared brown mustard, garlic powder, ground black pepper, salt, fresh asparagus, trimmed

bacon, collard greens - rinsed, trimmed and chopped, onion, diced, smoked pork chop, diced, cayenne pepper, chicken broth, beer, salt and pepper to taste

beer (or 12 oz cans), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in shell large, garlic, pressed (or garlic powder, to taste), creole seasoning (use cajun foreplay if possible ), dinosaur bbq seafood cocktail sauce (for serving)

sourdough bread, roasted shallot mayo , recipe follows, drunken goat cheese, grated, baby arugula, butter, room temperature, shallot, peeled, garlic, peeled, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, mayonnaise

boneless chicken, enchilada sauce, cream of mushroom soup, instant minced onion, garlic powder, tortilla chips, divided, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, chicken bouillon cubes, boiling water, parsley flakes, paprika

swiss chocolate cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, eggs, milk, oil, cream cheese, softened, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, cool whip, chopped pecans, hershey bars (chopped )