17 drunken can Recipes

wide flat rice noodles, vegetable oil, garlic cloves, chopped, chopped fresh thai chiles (prik ki nu - unless you want some major heat, rib and seed these and wash your hands carefully afterwards), ground chicken, fish sauce (nam pla or nuoc nam), black soy sauce (siew dam - it is very dark, almost black, in color and thick like light syrup in consistency. its flavor is sweet, almost like molasses), golden mountain sauce (could substitute maggi seasoning which is very similar in taste or - in a pinch, use light soy sauce), sugar, tomatoes, each cut into 6 wedges, anaheim chiles or italian frying peppers (can substitute 2 green bell peppers, about 12 oz total, cut into strips...but i really like the italian peppers), fresh thai basil leaves (can use regular basil leaves - but the thai basil is stronger in taste than most sweet basils. it has small leaves, purple stems and a subtle licorice taste)

butter, minced yellow onions, sugar, fresh mushrooms (half sliced, half finely chopped ), flour, water, chicken broth (about 1 can is perfect ), dry vermouth, salt, pepper, thyme

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

boneless skinless chicken breasts , filets, dark rum, canned peaches , with juice, olive oil, lime juice, lime , zest of, white wine vinegar, thai sweet chili sauce, honey, salt, black pepper, scallions, finely chopped, grain rice, cooked, carrot , matchsticks, cucumber , matchsticks, asparagus tips, cooked and cooled, tomatoes, halved

ground turkey, egg, oatmeal, red pepper, cumin, mexican oregano, dark beer, chicken broth, rotel diced tomatoes and green chilies, tomato sauce, canned black beans, black pepper, chipotle chiles in adobo, sweet n low, sour cream, cilantro, tostadas

roasting chickens, beer (full flavor works better than light, but both are good), onion (small potato works if you don tsp like )

thick center-cut pork chops, olive oil, onion, chopped, fennel seeds, paprika, dry white wine, canned low-salt chicken broth, fresh lemon juice

ground beef, canned chipotle chile (preferred lamorena brand in adobo sauce), adobo seasoning (preferred goya brand), wheat flour, egg, tomato sauce, oregano, garlic paste, onion, thyme, frying oil, whiskey

sweet potatoes or 2 lbs cut yams, canned, brown sugar , packed, pure maple syrup, cognac or 2 -3 tbsp brandy, roughly chopped pecans, marshmallow , to put on top (optional)

flour, baking soda, salt, brown sugar , lighly packed, white sugar, rolled oats, flaked coconut, vegetable oil (can not be substituted with olive oil), eggs, lightly beaten, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg (optional), raisins, white rum (may subsititute with spiced rum, but then omit nutmeg)

boneless, skinless chicken thighs, fat removed, napa cabbage leaves, salt, freshly ground black pepper, chicken stock , or canned low-sodium chicken broth, chinese rice wine, shaoxing cooking wine (chinese rice wine), soy sauce, julienned ginger, sugar, fresh ground white pepper

red snapper fillets, vegetable oil, onion, chopped, whole canned tomatoes, undrained and cut up, taco seasoning mix, diced green chilies, dry red wine

crushed gingersnaps, butter, melted, sugar, sugar, cream cheese, softened, vanilla, divided, eggs, canned pumpkin, sour cream, all-purpose flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, orange zest, lemon zest, heavy cream, dry instant vanilla pudding, powdered sugar (or to taste), whiskey

roasting hen, beer, tequila, lime, serrano peppers, fresh oregano, garlic cloves, slightly smashed, cumin powder, chili powder, salt