1060 downtowner sub Recipes

sub roll , cut in half lengthwise (i use cobblestone mill), tomato sauce (i use the hunt s basil flavored kind), fat free mozzarella cheese, divided, sliced vidalia onion

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chicken legs (or thighs ), sea salt, coriander powder, fennel powder, turmeric powder, cumin powder, white pepper (sub ( ground black pepper), chili powder (sub ( 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper), ginger powder (optional), garlic powder (optional), coconut milk powder (sub ( 1/4 cup coconut milk), sugar

cumin seed , sub. 1/2 tsp ground, cinnamon sticks, 2 1-inch pieces, sub. 1/2 tsp ground, whole cloves, sub. 1 tsp ground, whole black peppercorns , sub. 1/4 tsp ground, ground turmeric, paprika, cayenne (to taste), ginger-garlic paste , recipe follows or 6 cloves of garlic and 1-inch piece fresh ginger, peeled, apple cider vinegar, canola oil, red onion, sliced very thinly, serrano pepper, sliced in half with stem intact, sub, jalapeno but this is not as hot, boneless beef top sirloin steaks , trimmed of all excess fat, cut into 1-inch cubes, kosher salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste

tomato sauce, tomato paste, sugar, dried basil, dried oregano, garlic powder (can sub fresh) or 1/2 tsp garlic granules (can sub fresh), dried marjoram, dried thyme, salt and pepper

sourdough loaf, italian salad dressing , the v and o kind not the creamy kind, fresh spinach leaves, stems removed , can sub baby spinach if preferred, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded swiss cheese (can sub provolone or colby-monterey jack cheese, if preferred), red onion, thinly sliced, deli turkey , thin slices, tomato, thinly sliced, cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced

firm tofu (1 package, firm or extra ...), fresh grated ginger, lemon juice (sub lime if need be), canola oil (any light oil or coconut oil), turmeric, garam masala, sea salt , to taste, chili powder (note there is some again in the spinach, so all depending, you might want to omit it he) (optional), canola oil (subs ok), fresh spinach (i use a 284 g pre-washed tub of baby spinach), fresh ginger, grated, onion, fresh garlic cloves, ground cumin, ground coriander, turmeric, chili powder (or sub 1 fresh green chili), fresh tomatoes, diced, sea salt , to taste, arrowroot (or sub corn starch), plain soymilk (or sub almond or rice milk, etc)

white onion, chopped fine, vegetable oil, stone ground mustard, onion powder, granulated garlic, honey, mexican oregano, dried dill, kosher sea salt, worcestershire sauce, black pepper, mustard powder, extra virgin olive oil, chopped chives, fresh, malt vinegar, cider vinegar

sub rolls, soft butter, mustard, boiled or smoked ham, manchego cheese, pickle, special equipment : an indoor grill or a sandwich press

sub rolls , or 4 slices cuban, italian, or french bread, brown mustard, smoked ham, thinly sliced, roast pork, thinly sliced, swiss cheese, sliced, lengthwise slices dill pickles, softened butter, i add : kraft real mayo, 6 thin slices of tomato, and mild banana pepper rings

salad, tomatoes, diced, head lettuce, cut up , i like romaine, onion, chopped, shredded swiss cheese, shaved ham, chopped, shaved turkey chopped, sliced salami, chopped, hard rolls, cubed, dressing, vegetable oil, fresh chopped tarragon, pepper, garlic powder, salt

hard salami, diced, fully cooked ham, diced, pepperoni, diced, provolone cheese, diced, american cheese, diced, tomatoes, chopped, red onion, chopped, mayonnaise, olive oil, garlic salt, dried oregano, french bread slices

beets, washed but not peeled, olive oil, coarse salt, fresh ground black pepper, freshly squeezed orange juice, balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, oranges , preferably navel, peeled and separated into segments (can sub blood or tangerines), coarsely chopped mint leaf, minced shallots, french feta cheese (can sub blue cheese or goat cheese) or 1 cup greek feta cheese, crumbled into large pieces (can sub blue cheese or goat cheese)

chicken cutlets, cut in half, salt, pepper, eggs, beaten, flour, breadcrumbs, butter, extra virgin olive oil, garlic clove, chopped, fresh spinach, white mushrooms, italian parsley, chopped, fresh basil leaf, ricotta cheese, parmesan cheese, grated, worcestershire sauce (couple dashes), marinara sauce, tomato, sliced, provolone cheese

chipotles, adobo sauce, garlic, shallots, diced, limes, juiced, cilantro leaves, olive oil, kosher salt, cracked black pepper, chickens , trussed

grapefruit zest, finely grated (my addition), ruby red grapefruits, egg yolks (can sub half and half, whipping cream or your favorite non-dairy substitute) or 2 tbsp egg substitute (can sub half and half, whipping cream or your favorite non-dairy substitute), brown rice vinegar (can sub white balsamic, white wine vinegar, etc.), salt, fresh ground black pepper, paprika (i substituted spanish smoked and reduced the amount), vanilla bean , split lengthwise and chopped into small pieces, flax seed oil

macaroni (sub wheat ), butter (sub fat free), dry mustard, flour, salt, milk (sub fat free), velveeta cheese, cubed (sub reduced fat), shredded cheddar cheese (sub fat free)

dark red kidney beans , save the liquid (you can use freshly cooked kidney beans if you prefer), chicken chilli, pomegranate molasses, dried chipotle powder (can add more if you wish), sumac, ground ginger, ground cardamom, whole cinnamon stick, dark brown sugar (can sub honey, raw sugar, etc.), yellow onion, peeled, finely minced (i used a food processor to finely mince the onion and garlic), garlic clove, salt , to taste, black pepper , to taste, cooked ground chicken (can sub beef, turkey, etc.), red beans, tomato paste (or tomato sauce), fresh jalapeno, finely minced (this is optional), red bell pepper, finely minced, raw apple cider vinegar, paprika, cooked ground chicken (can sub beef, turkey, etc.)