640 doe colada Recipes

all-purpose flour (bleached or unbleached ), salt, shortening , chunked up and frozen, unsalted butter (it does make a difference to use _), ice water , depending on your humidity, vinegar or 1 tsp lemon juice, egg, egg white, egg yolk

refrigerator biscuits or 3 (7 1/2 oz) packages, brown sugar, whipping cream (half and half does not work)

mayonnaise (low fat works , but non-fat does not), chopped parsley (use italian flat leaf parsley, not curly), chopped chives, white wine vinegar, anchovy paste, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, black pepper

frozen tamales , in corn husks, rotel tomatoes, any flavor, lime juice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

greek style yogurt, (if you can tsp find greek style , any yogurt will work, just won tsp need to thin it so much. even can be made with non-fat or low-fat), minced fresh cilantro, chopped fresh mint leaf, minced jalapeno pepper, garlic, minced, salt and pepper, to taste, milk to thin to desired consistency, lean ground lamb, lean ground beef, fresh bread crumbs , or as needed (when making the meatballs, the meat should hold together and not feel too loose, if it does, add a little more bread crumbs), egg, lightly beaten, garlic, minced, chopped kalamata olives (i used a combo of chopped kalamata and italian oil cured green olives, crumbled feta cheese, chopped fresh cilantro, dried (and in this case dried is better than fresh ) mint, cumin (or to taste), coriander, cardamon , (optional), salt and pepper, to taste

corned beef brisket, onion (use your favorite ( you re eating it!), head cabbage (if you hate cabbage, skip this step. someone in your family may like it, though. you never know, and), baby carrots, potatoes (use your favorite ( you re eating it!), brown mustard (yellow does very well, too.), brown sugar (you won tsp use all of it, most likely), aluminum foil

english cucumber, finely diced (peeled or 2 regular, peeled and seeded ), red pepper, seeded and finely diced, green pepper, seeded and finely diced, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely diced, garlic cloves, minced, parsley, chopped fresh, plus extra for garnish, basil, chopped fresh, tomatoes, skinned and finely chopped, onion, red, finely diced, tomato juice (1 quart), plain breadcrumbs, vinegar , red wine, olive oil , extra virgin, salt and pepper

vegetable oil, for pan, unsweetened cocoa powder, for pan, vegetable oil (can use canola or other preferred salad oil, but does not work as well with olive oil), unsweetened cocoa powder, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, granulated sugar, egg whites, vanilla, egg white, sugar, cream of tartar, vanilla

powdered sugar, cocoa, butter, velveeta cheese (i use food club cheezy does it), vanilla, nuts (optional)

frozen pizza crust, parmesan-romano cheese mix, grated, margarine or 1/2 cup butter

avocados, seeded, peeled and mashed, cream cheese, softened, butter, lemon juice, drops hot pepper sauce, stalks celery , cut into 3-inch pieces, fresh mushrooms, stems removed, green and 1 red bell pepper, seeded and cut into thick strips, fresh chives , parsley sprigs, radish slices, olive slices, pecan or walnut halves

ground chuck, browned and drained, chopped onion, garlic cloves, minced, tomato sauce, spaghetti, broken into 4 to 5-inch pieces, sliced mushrooms, drained, tomato juice

walnut halves, whole almond, with skins, old fashioned oats, unsalted butter, melted, honey, at room temperature, salt, salted roasted green pumpkin seeds (see tip, below ), dried currant, chopped dates, chopped dried strawberries or 3/4 cup dried sour cherries

dried oregano, bay leaves, crumbled, fennel seed (optional), fresh thyme, fresh rosemary (optional), crushed red pepper flakes (see note below ), olive oil , more as needed (does not need to be extra virgin and can be combined with grapeseed oil)

mexican beer, chopped chipotle in adobo sauce , found on international foods aisle, smoky chipotle prepared salsa may be substituted, lime, juiced, several sprigs fresh thyme, chopped , about 2 tbsp, palmful ) chili powder, a generous drizzle vegetable , corn, or olive oil, flank steak, flour tortillas, vegetable , corn or olive oil, red bell pepper, seeded and cut into strips, poblano pepper (if you market does not carry them, substitute 1 cubanelle long italian pepper), yellow-skinned spanish onion , cut into thin strips, salt and pepper, spanish style rice, any brand, prepared to directions on the package, turn around the pan ) vegetable, olive, or corn oil, garlic, chopped, jalapeno, seeded and finely chopped, white onion, black beans, drained and rinsed, ground cumin, salt and pepper, chopped cilantro and sliced scallions, for garnish, optional

there are dozens of noodles famous in singapore from the street hawkers to upscale restaurants; singapore noodle is not 1 of them., lack of geographic authenticity does not detract from this wonderful dish that is easy to prepare, perks up the taste buds, and can be served as a whole meal, a snack or an appetizer., rice noodles , soaked in cold water for 2 hours, and drained, baby shrimps, without shells, deveined, rinsed and drained, skinless chicken breast , 1/4-inch strips, white wine, soy sauce, cornstarch, ground white pepper, canola oil, to cook, minced ginger, scallions batons, 1-inch lengths, minced garlic, bean sprout , picked, red bell pepper , julienned, onion , julienned, eggs, lightly scrambled, madras curry powder, salt and white pepper to taste

this recipe yields calamari lighter in color than most restaurant versions , so keep this in mind when frying. follow the cooking time, not the color, and you will have perfectly cooked squid. while we love the texture and visual appeal of the tentacles, not everyone does; most fishmongers will gladly sell only bodies if you so desire. before slicing the squid, check the bodies for beaks the fishmonger might have missed. they look and feel like pieces of transparent plastic. for a specialty native to federal hill, the italian neighborhood in providence, rhode island, toss the fried calamari with thinly sliced rings of jarred pepperoncini. the spicy bite of the peppers and the tanginess of the brine are surprisingly good with fried squid. for the best results, clip a candy/deep-fry thermometer to the side of the saucepan to monitor the temperature of the oil., unbleached all-purpose flour, fine-ground cornmeal, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, salt, egg whites, squid , bodies sliced crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick rings, tentacles left whole, vegetable oil for frying, lemon , cut into wedges