320 dinosaur drunken shameless Recipes

shrimp, domestic beer, cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp in the shell, minced garlic, cocktail sauce, mutha sauce, prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, juice of 1/4 lime, juice of 1/4 lemon, tabasco sauce, check the mutha sauce recipe, just like the name says , this is the basis-the true mother of all the sauces we have in this book.( dinosaur barbque by john stage nancy radke)it is a balanced blend of sweet, savory, spicy, and smoky flavors that acts as our leapin off point for creating a world of barbecue sensations. it can even stand alone as a traditional slatherin sauce for ribs and chicken., vegetable oil, minced onion, minced green pepper, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, kosher salt and black pepper, minced garlic, tomato sauce, ketchup (preferably heinz), water, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, molasses, cayenne pepper sauce, spicy brown mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, chili powder, coarsely ground black pepper, ground allspice, liquid smoke (optional), pour the oil into a large saucepan and set over medium-high heat. toss in the onions, green peppers, and jalapenos and give them a stir. season with a pinch of sa1tsp and pepper and cook til soft and golden. add the garlic and cook for 1 minute more. dump in everything else except the liquid smoke., bring to a boil, then lower the heat so the sauce simmers. simmer for 10 minutes. swirl in the liquid smoke and let the sauce cool., pour it into a container, cover , and store in the fridge til ready to use., variation : hot bbq sauce, add 2 or 3 seeded and minced habanero peppers (about 1 1/2 tsp to 1 tbsp) along with the onions, peppers, and jalapenos. also add 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper along with the other ingredients for extra punch., danger, working with habanero can cause plenty of personal pain and suffering if you re not careful. never touch the cut flesh or seeds with your bare hands. while it won tsp sting your hands (unless you ve got a cut), the volatile oils from the peppers get into your pores and can be transferred to your eyes or other moist, sensitive areas on your body long after you re done cookin . even washing your hands doesn tsp help. so wear latex gloves while with habaneras and be sure to protect yourself.

beef bone , and any cooked beef (dinosaur bone, either stegosaurus or brontosaurus), potatoes (cut up rocks), carrots (cut up roots), onion, chopped (fern bulb), stalks celery, chopped (1 bunch of leaves and stems), tomato juice (dragonfly juice), bouillon (ground bones ), shell macaroni (1 footprint of shells), corn (1 mouthful of baby dino teeth), water (swamp ), salt (clean sand), pepper (ground dirt), oregano (ground bark), basil (ground grass), garlic (fine gravely rocks), parsley (mixed weeds)

butter, shallot, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, half-and-half, reduced-fat cream cheese, cubed, at room temperature, grated drunken goat cheese, claw crabmeat , picked through for shells and cartilage, chopped fresh parsley, panko breadcrumbs, paprika, whole-wheat pita chips , for serving

paprika, golden brown sugar, coarse kosher salt, onion powder, ground black pepper, ground cinnamon, ground cardamom, beef rib racks (6 to 8 lb total ; 8- to 10-inch-long rib bones), cherry juice or apple cider

almond bark (or vanilla flavor candy coating), crushed green fruit flavored hard candies (jolly ranchers are good), chopped mixed nuts

pork spareribs , st. louie cut, hickory chips (for grilling ), aluminum foil, paprika, kosher salt, light brown sugar, granulated garlic, onions, granulated, chili powder, ground cumin, cayenne pepper, white vinegar, water, vegetable oil, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, vegetable oil, onion, minced, green pepper, minced, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, kosher salt, black pepper, garlic, minced, tomato sauce, ketchup, water, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, molasses, cayenne pepper sauce, spicy brown mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, chili powder, black pepper, coarsely ground, ground allspice, liquid smoke (optional)

butter, at room temperature, vanilla extract, caster sugar, eggs, plain flour, baking powder, candy sprinkles, milk chocolate chips, unsalted butter, at room temperature, cubed, icing sugar , sifted, milk, pink food coloring (or desired colour ), nestle smarties candies, candy sprinkles, m iniature & baking bits, white mini marshmallows, black writing icing (i used cake mate brand), red writing icing (i used cake mate brand)

apple cider vinegar, sugar, dry mustard, salt, canned pineapple juice, worcestershire sauce, onion, finely chopped, vegetable oil, kc masterpiece barbecue sauce (plus more for serving), beef ribs (meaty long ribs, 6-9 lb. total weight), wood chips, soaked for 1 hour in water to cover, then drained (preferably hickory)

beer (or 12 oz cans), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in shell large, garlic, pressed (or garlic powder, to taste), creole seasoning (use cajun foreplay if possible ), dinosaur bbq seafood cocktail sauce (for serving)

wango tango barbecue sauce (from dinosaur bbq, or use your favorite hot and spicy bbq sauce), prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, lime , juice of, lemon , juice of, hot sauce , i like habenero

sourdough bread, roasted shallot mayo , recipe follows, drunken goat cheese, grated, baby arugula, butter, room temperature, shallot, peeled, garlic, peeled, olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, mayonnaise

domestic beer (12 oz each), cider vinegar, water, old bay seasoning, shrimp, in the shell, minced garlic, brown sauce, prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, lime , juice of, lemon , juice of, tabasco sauce

boneless chicken, enchilada sauce, cream of mushroom soup, instant minced onion, garlic powder, tortilla chips, divided, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, chicken bouillon cubes, boiling water, parsley flakes, paprika

swiss chocolate cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, eggs, milk, oil, cream cheese, softened, powdered sugar, granulated sugar, cool whip, chopped pecans, hershey bars (chopped )

vegetable oil, minced onion, minced green pepper, jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced, kosher salt, black pepper, minced garlic, tomato sauce, ketchup (preferably heinz), water, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, molasses, cayenne pepper sauce, spicy brown mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, chili powder, fresh coarse ground black pepper, ground allspice, liquid smoke (optional)

chopped garlic, ground black pepper, onion, chopped, cumin, fresh orange juice, dried oregano, fresh lime juice, fresh cilantro, chopped, olive oil, chicken, onion, sliced into 1/2-inch rounds, fresh italian parsley, chopped

baked beans (i used bush s homestyle. choose a less-sweet variety.), olive oil, onion, chopped, green bell pepper, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced (or more , if you love garlic), hot italian sausage, casings removed, dijon mustard, ketchup, worcestershire sauce (i accidentally only put 1 in when i made this, still loved it), cider vinegar, molasses, chili powder, salt and pepper, to taste