2584 deen twice Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chicken wings disjointed , tips reserved and frozen for use in homemade stock, keep joints 1 and two *drummies and skinnies in our house* for the marinade, equal parts of fresh lime juice , soy sauce (about 3/4 cup each for 3 lbs. of wings; 1 cup each for 4 lbs.), dark spiced rum , increase if making larger portion, fresh minced garlic and grated fresh ginger, aim for twice the amount of garlic to ginger ratio, i.e. 3 tbsp of garlic and 1 1/2 tbsp of ginger is recommended for 3 lbs. of meat, dried thyme, allspice, cayenne pepper, pickapeppa sauce, vegetable oil (peanut for deep frying), seasoned flour (2 tsp of adobo seasoning and 1 tsp of cayenne pepper to every 3 cups of flour)

baking potatoes, more or less sour cream, butter, jalapeno pepper minced, garlic minced, green onions sliced thin, kosher salt, turns of black pepper mill, mozzarella cheese cut very small pieces, minced lump meat crab

at the time when christianity was accepted in serbia , many families were baptised and chose their own saint. this is why saint nicholas is celebrated by so many families on the 19th of december. for the orthodox families st. nicholas is a special day with special rituals and prayers, to others it only means a day to be with your family and enjoy lots of food., this st. nicholas bread is traditionally made in orthodox families for the feast of st. nicholas. i heard that in other families a coin is put in the bread and the person who gets the piece with the coin will be rich in the future. i do not believe that this is part of a religious ritual, but i can be wrong., ingredients for the bread, sugar, fresh yeast or 1 package dry yeast (7 g), lukewarm milk, kilo flour (all purpose), salt, sugar, butter, egg yolks, grated lemon peel and some lemon juice, ingredients for the braid, flour, water, little bit salt, how to make the bread, put the (fresh ) yeast in a small bowl together with a tsp sugar and a little bit lukewarm milk. mix and set aside so the yeast can start to work. yeast usually activates between 25 and 28 degrees celsius., take another bowl and beat the egg yolks, add the rest of the milk and stir well., put the flour , sugar, salt, lemon peel and a bit of lemon juice together in a bowl. add the softened butter in small pieces and knead until the mixture has a fine texture., mix the yeast mixture with the milk/egg mixture and add it to the flour. knead everything well until the dough becomes a ball (leaving the bowl clean). put the dough into another bowl, cover it with a damp cloth and put it on a warm place. let the dough rise for 2 hours., after these two hours knead the dough again (shortly) on a floured surface. make a ball again and let the dough rise again for 1 hour., form a round bread and put it on a greased baking tray or use greased baking paper. you can also use a round baking pan, don tsp forget to grease it, make the dough for the braid by mixing 250 g flour, 180 ml water and a pinch of salt together in a bowl. make a soft dough, divide it in three pieces and form 3 rolls. make a braid twice the diameter of the bread. cut the braid in half and form a cross on the bread, use a water/egg mixture to glue it on the bread., bake the st. nicholas bread in a preheated oven on 180 degrees celsius for about 60 minutes.

you will need a rack that fits inside your dutch oven. we find it easiest to use tongs and a sturdy, flat spatula to transfer the ramekins into and out of the pot. the eggs can overcook quickly so check them often after 5 minutes of cooking. if you are serving this dish for company, you may want to practice once or twice to get your timing down.

russet potatoes, each about 3/4 lb each, well scrubbed, broccoli florets, blanched, softened butter, sour cream, shredded sharp cheddar, plus extra for topping, shredded smoked gouda, plus extra for topping, salt and freshly ground black pepper, butter , for serving, optional

butter, granulated sugar, egg yolks, all-purpose flour , sifted twice, vanilla, cinnamon sugar to roll in

hazelnuts, broccoli, cut into 1 1/2-inch florets, hazelnut oil, garlic, thinly sliced, crushed red pepper, soba noodles , cooked al dente, soy sauce, fresh lime juice, garlic, finely chopped, minced fresh ginger, olive oil, sesame oil, coarsely chopped cilantro, scallions finely chopped, salmon fillets, salt and pepper, sesame seeds, black sesame seeds, olive oil

feet sausage casings (optional), apple cider vinegar (optional), pork butt , coarsely ground twice or medium once, granulated garlic, rubbed sage, dried parsley, sea salt, fennel seeds, cracked, dried oregano leaves, dried thyme leaves, black pepper, cayenne, ice water , if needed, barbecue sauce, hot sauce (such as louisiana or texas pete)

beef stock, water, butter, white enriched rice, extra-virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, ground sirloin, salt and pepper, onion, finely chopped, garlic, chopped, green bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped, worcestershire sauce, tomato sauce, ground cumin , 1/3 palmful, twice, chopped flat-leaf parsley , a couple of handfuls, spicy chopped salad with tortillas, recipe follows, mild to medium chile peppers , such as moderate heat poblano or mild italian cubanelle, extra-virgin olive oil , plus some for drizzling, garlic, cracked, triple washed spinach, stems removed and coarsely chopped, salt and pepper, beef broth or chicken broth, leftover spanish style beef and rice, tomato sauce, shredded monterey jack , smoked cheddar or pepper jack cheese, hears romaine lettuce, chopped, canned or jarred sliced jalapenos, drained, salad olives , manzanilla with pimento, drained, vine ripe tomato, seeded and chopped, red onion, chopped, broken tortilla chips , any variety, taco sauce, lime, juiced, chopped cilantro or flat-leaf parsley, olive oil , eyeball it, salt and pepper

baking potatoes , scrubbed clean, rock salt, olive oil, unsalted butter, cooked ham , cut into julienne strips about 1 by 1/4-inch, button mushrooms , cut into julienne strips about 1 by 1/4-inch, granulated salt or sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, creme fraiche or sour cream, unsalted butter, at room temperature, shredded gruyere , swiss, or cheddar

russet potatoes, vegetable oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, scallions, finely chopped, garlic , grated on a rasp, onion powder, dry mustard, manchego cheese, grated, divided, cream cheese , cut into cubes, heavy cream, warmed, cooked bacon, crumbled for garnish , optional

green or slightly yellow plantains, vegetable oil, for frying, salt, essence , recipe follows, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme

ground chuck, coyote bait hickory flavored campfire seasoning , recipe follows, vegetable oil, bacon, diced , such as john mull s meat brand, yellow onion, finely chopped, green bell pepper , seeds removed and finely chopped, baked beans , such as bush s best original, ketchup, coyote bait spicy flavored bbq sauce , recipe follows, light brown sugar, lemon juice concentrate , such as realemon from concentrate, mustard, table salt, hickory flavored liquid smoke, ground black pepper, granulated sugar, granulated garlic, powdered mustard, granulated onion, ground paprika, flavor enhancer seasoning , such as accent, ground red pepper, olive oil, yellow onion, finely chopped, freshly minced garlic, two 29-oz cans tomato puree, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, molasses, hickory flavored liquid smoke, coyote bait hickory flavored campfire seasoning , recipe above, crushed red pepper , optional, lemon juice concentrate , such as realemon from concentrate

potatoes (small red or small yukon gold), fresh jalapeno peppers, tb butter, sour cream, bacon,cooked (or bacon bits), grated cheddar cheese, salt, fresh ground pepper, chopped scallions,green part only

lean ground beef (i use 93%), chopped onion, progresso plain bread crumbs, dried sage, seasoned alt, garlic pepper, worcestershire sauce, chopped garlic, egg, refrigerated garlic mashed potatoes (i used leftover mashed), shredded cheese (i use the 4 flavor casserole melt), chopped fresh tomato, bacon, cooked and chopped, chopped green onion, sour cream

potstickers prepared according to package or 12 home-made cooked and cut in half, fresh mung bean sprouts (can work onkly if fresh are available, cucumber , peeled , seeded (cut in half length ways and use a small spoon to scrape out the seedy center) and cut into small strips, bundles of bean thread noodles , soaked in hot water for 15 minutes and drained, cut bundles once or twice, head of lettuce, washed and shredded, chopped peanuts, carrot shredded, green onions 1/2 inch pieces, dressing, creamy peanut butter (i like the natural type peanut butter), water, rice vinegar, teas sriraca style hot sauce, teas soy sauce, teas seasame oil, honey, teas grated fresh ginger (a microplane works grate (ha hah)), sweet chili dressing, sweet chili sauce, water, lime juice, honey or sugar, chopped peanuts

russet potatoes , pierced, baked and cooled enough to handle, butter, onion, chopped, sauerkraut, drained, caraway seeds, corned beef, chopped (from the deli), swiss cheese, shredded (kraft makes a pre-shredded swiss), fresh chives (ehhh, you can leave these off if you don t want the expense - makes them pretty though), russian dressing