196613 cream pie christmas cookie Recipes

chocolate wafer cookies, crushed, butter, melted, chocolate syrup, heavy whipping cream, unsalted butter, light corn syrup, bittersweet chocolate or 8 oz semisweet chocolate, chopped, vanilla extract, chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream, chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, cookies -and-cream ice cream, white chocolate, melted

peppermint ice cream, softened, ready-made graham cracker pie crust or 1 oreo cookie pie crust, hot fudge

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, sugar (depending how sweet you want the lemon layer), egg yolks, slightly beaten, juice from fresh lemons to make 1/3-1/2 cup, zest from 1 lemon, pre baked pie shell (you can use pastry, graham, sugar cookie, even chocolate, to your preference), vanilla ice cream (a lesser quality ice cream is actually fine to use, here...i suggest just a plan vanilla, though, not vanilla bean, french vanilla, etc)slightly softened(until just spreadable)

your favorite chocolate chip cookies (i used keebler), aprox 4 tbsp melted butter, half gallon rocky road ice cream softened, chocolate fudge ice cream topping

chocolate cookie crumb crust, oreo cookies (with filling), broken into rough pieces, about 2 1/2 cups, unsalted butter , melted and cooled, chocolate cream filling, half-and-half, table salt, granulated sugar, cornstarch, egg yolks at room temperature , chalazae (protein strands attached to yolk) removed (see related quick tip), unsalted butter (cold), cut into 6 pieces, semisweet chocolate or bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped, unsweetened chocolate , finely chopped, vanilla extract, cream topping, heavy cream (cold ), granulated sugar, vanilla extract

chocolate cookie crumbs (about 40 cookies), butter or margarine, melted and cooled, dulce de leche ice cream, softened and divided (we tested with haagen-dazs), homemade caramel sauce, chopped pecans, toasted and divided, chocolate ice cream, softened, sweetened whipped cream (we tested with redi whip), homemade caramel sauce

oreo cookie crumbs (about 15 cookies) , divided, caramel ice cream topping, divided, semisweet chocolate chips, melted, vanilla ice cream, softened, chopped walnuts, black decorating gel

crushed oreo cookie crumbs (7 cookies), sugar, butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, mashed fresh strawberries, heavy whipping cream, sugar

oreo cookie pie crust (baked in a 350* oven for 8 to 10 minutes), orange sherbet, softened, vanilla ice cream, softened, oreo cookies, cool whip, chocolate curls (to garnish ), syrup (to garnish ), candied orange peel (to garnish )

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

graham cracker or sugar cookie pie crust, french vanilla pudding mix, cheese calke pudding mix, pumpkin pie filling with spices, pk cream cheese softened, millk (for pudding mixes)

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

ground or crushed pecan shortbread cookies (such as pecan sandies; about 11 oz), unsalted butter, melted, sugar, water, whipping cream, vanilla extract, peach ice cream, slightly softened, pecans, toasted, coarsely chopped (about 4 oz), pecan halves, toasted

frozen unsweetened raspberries, thawed (reserve juice), granulated sugar, cornstarch, almond extract, cocoa powder, chocolate cookie pie crust, vanilla ice cream or 6 cups mocha ice cream or 6 cups chocolate ice cream, semi-sweet chocolate chips

betty crocker sugar cookie mix, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, egg, sugar, cream cheese, softened, sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, sour cream, eggs, vanilla flavor instant pudding and pie filling mix, mix (4-serving size), betty crocker rich & creamy chocolate frosting

ground or crushed pecan shortbread cookies (such as pecan sandies; about 11 oz), unsalted butter, melted, sugar, water, whipping cream, vanilla extract, peach ice cream, slightly softened, pecans, toasted, coarsely chopped (about 4 oz), pecan halves, toasted

crushed cream-filled sandwich cookies (about 30 cookies), butter, melted, marshmallows, milk, salt, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, unsweetened chocolate, grated, heavy whipping cream , whipped, flaked coconut, toasted, sugar, heavy whipping cream , whipped, chocolate curls or grated chocolate