33438 cranberry strawberry thanksgiving christmas Recipes

frozen cranberries, thawed, frozen strawberries, thawed, sugar

strawberry-flavored tea bags, boiling water, sugar, lemon juice, cranberry-strawberry drink, chilled

dried sweetened cranberries, cherry preserves, water, cinnamon, unsalted butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla, grated orange zest, all-purpose flour (sift before measuring), baking powder, salt

olive oil, orange juice, cranberry-orange relish, shallot, peeled and chopped, balsamic vinegar, ground red pepper, salt, freshly ground pepper, jicama, peeled, gourmet mixed salad greens, sliced fresh strawberries, sweetened dried cranberries, finely chopped, navel oranges, peeled and sectioned (optional), garnish: shaved pecorino romano or parmesan cheese

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, egg, egg white, butter, melted, cranberry-strawberry drink, lemon zest, strawberries, chopped

dressing, olive oil, chopped shallot, ocean spray 100% juice or light fruit and veggie cranberry strawberry banana, sugar, red wine vinegar, cornstarch, salad, baby spinach leaves, sliced fresh strawberries, almonds, toasted

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberries, orange, peeled and seeded, orange zest (from above ), frozen sliced strawberries, slightly thawed, ground cinnamon, sugar, water, liquid fruit pectin

cranberries, water, sugar, chopped pecans, bananas, chopped, fruit cocktail in light syrup, drained, whipping cream, vanilla, sugar

cranberries, mandarin oranges, dark brown sugar, mountain dew soda, cinnamon stick

all-purpose flour, rolled oats, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, egg, beaten, milk, sliced rhubarb, dried sweetened cranberries, strawberry gelatin, butter or 6 tbsp margarine, granulated sugar, rolled oats, all-purpose flour, cinnamon

frozen sliced strawberries in syrup, thawed, sugar, fresh cranberries (about 3 cups)

fresh or frozen cranberries, water, sugar, carton (10 oz) frozen sliced strawberries in syrup

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, cold butter, chopped walnuts, cranberry or strawberry gelatin, boiling water, whole-berry cranberry sauce, cranberry juice, grated orange peel, heavy whipping cream , whipped

cranberries, freshly ground nutmeg, frozen strawberries, sugar

navel orange, skin left on, cut into large chunks, plus 8 thin slices for garnish, apple cider, cranberry juice cocktail, cinnamon sticks, plus, more cinnamon sticks (to garnish ), light brown sugar

graham cracker crumbs (approx. 1 full sleeve , crushed), toasted husked hazelnuts, ground (about 5 oz.), unsalted butter, melted, light brown sugar, orange zest, cream cheese, room temp . (4 8-oz package), light brown sugar, grand marnier or 1/4 cup orange liqueur, whipping cream, vanilla, orange zest, eggs , room temp., beaten together with, egg yolks, sour cream, light brown sugar, grand marnier or 4 tsp orange liqueur, vanilla, fresh cranberries, sugar, orange marmalade, grand marnier, unblemished orange, cold water, sugar, chilled heavy cream, powdered sugar, grand marnier