37272 cranberry christmas tree rolls Recipes

low-fat whole wheat tortillas, whole berry cranberry sauce, fat-free mayonnaise, turkey breast, sliced, leaves romaine lettuce, pecans, chopped

water, oil , 56g (half vegetable and half butter), bread flour, 360g (up to half can be wholewheat flour), japanese green tea powder (matcha), salt, sugar, yeast, dried cranberries, chopped, tomatoes, halved

flaked coconut (do not use frozen, it is too moist), powdered sugar, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened to room temp., light cream, almond extract (for even tastier trees use lemon or orange extract), chocolate-flavored candy coating, green sugar (optional if you didn tsp tint the coconut ), m iniature & baking bits or red cinna on candies

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberry vodka or 1 oz plain vodka, amaretto or 1 oz hazelnut-flavored liqueur, cranberry juice, orange juice (without pulp)

cranberries, chopped, marshmallows, sugar, apples, chopped and unpeeled, seedless grapes, walnuts, chopped (i used pecans), salt, whipping cream , whipped

cranberries, sugar, cider vinegar, apple juice concentrate, salt, ground mustard powder, vegetable oil (do not use olive oil) or 1 cup canola oil (do not use olive oil), mixed salad greens, red apple, unpeeled and diced, granny smith apple, unpeeled and diced, crumbled feta cheese (or use grated parmesan cheese), dried cranberries, toasted almond (can use more )

cranberries, cherry jell-o, sugar, grapes, halved, celery, chopped, pineapple, crushed, nuts, chopped, cream, cream cheese, marshmallows

cranberries (fresh or frozen , ground in a food processor), marshmallows, sugar, granny smith apples, diced (unpeeled ), seedless grapes, halved, pecans, chopped, heavy cream , whipped

marshmallows, cut in pieces (use the large ones only , about 32), dates, cut up, graham cracker crumbs, finely crushed ,plus a little extra for rolling, chopped walnuts, whipping cream

hot roll mix, butter, melted, sugar, ground cinnamon, pecan halves, brown sugar, light corn syrup, butter

butter, cream cheese, all-purpose flour, salt, sugar , for board and garnish, pitted dates, cranberries

refrigerated crescent rolls, melted butter, cream cheese softened, sugar, red and green sugar, grated orange peel, granulated sugar, orange juice

pointed sugar ice cream cones (not waffle cones), decorative candies , for tree decorations, powdered sugar, margarine, milk, vanilla extract

cranberry juice cocktail, chilled, freshly squeezed tangerine juice or purchased tangerine juice, fresh lime juice, tangerines, unpeeled

heavy cream, chilled, sugar, cream cheese, cranberries, crushed pineapple

cranberries (fresh or frozen ), grated orange rind, raisins, sugar, flour, salt, boiling water, unbaked 9-inch pie shell

all-purpose flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, unsalted butter, softened, powdered sugar, egg, shredded orange peel, orange extract, chopped dried cherries or 1 1/2 cups cranberries, chopped pistachios, melted white chocolate baking bar (optional), powdered sugar (optional)