2811 christmas venison Recipes

ground pork, ground venison, water, onions, chopped, carrot, chopped, beef gravy mix, dried thyme, ground mustard, garlic cloves, minced, rubbed sage, pepper, salt, hot mashed potatoes (prepared without added butter or milk), pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk

venison , cut into cubes, bacon drippings, carrot , chopped rough, onion , chopped rough, salt, pepper, flour, red wine , full bodied, beef stock, tomato paste, garlic cloves, halved, thyme, oregano, basil, bay leaves, baby white onions, peeled, mushroom, fresh, quartered, butter, beef stock

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

venison tenderloin, zesty italian dressing, bacon, cream cheese, pickled jalapeno peppers, seasoning salt to taste

venison tenderloin, red wine, apple cider vinegar, onion, chopped, garlic, crushed, bay leaves, fresh thyme, fresh rosemary

venison tenderloin, vegetable oil, bacon drippings, all-purpose flour, salt, freshly ground black pepper, egg, lightly beaten, milk, dry bread crumbs, crushed buttery round cracker crumbs, lemon juice

venison tenderloin (1 1/2 inches in diameter), trimmed, at room temperature for 30 minutes, coarsely ground black pepper, salt, vegetable or olive oil, chopped shallot, madeira wine, beef or veal demi-glace, drained green peppercorns in brine, coarsely chopped, unsalted butter, garnish: parsnip crisps

venison, cut in 1 inch chunks, potatoes, peeled and cut in 1 inch chunks, onion, chopped in large pieces, fresh mushrooms, whole, carrot , cut in lengths of about 2 inches, beef broth, water, flour, garlic powder, oregano, salt and pepper

venison , cut in stew meat, flour, garlic salt, mrs. dash seasoning mix, black pepper, butter, beef broth, worcestershire sauce, minced garlic, bay leaf, paprika, carrots, sliced, potatoes, cubed, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, rutabaga, peeled and chopped, head cabbage, chopped

venison (backstrap or tenderloin), flour, parmesan cheese (grated ), salt, butter, fresh mushrooms (sliced ), green onions, with tops (chopped ), consomme or 1/2 cup beef broth, lemon juice, marsala wine (apple juice if you don tsp litre want alcohol), chopped parsley

venison tenderloin (medallions), fresh ground pepper, onions (thinly sliced ), garlic clove (mashed and diced ), butter, mushrooms (fresh, sliced ), flour, water, salt

venison , cut into thin strips, salt, black pepper, minced onion, sliced fresh mushrooms, butter, flour, beef broth, sherry wine, tomato paste, dry mustard, sour cream, cooked noodles or cooked rice or cooked potato

dried porcini mushrooms, onions, carrots, garlic, olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper, button mushrooms, sliced or quartered, minced venison, minced pork, flour, chopped tomatoes, tomato paste , diluted in 1/2 cup water, marsala, worcestershire sauce , to taste, potatoes, parsnips, peeled and cut into chunks, full-fat milk, butter, melted, plus extra to dot on the top, freshly ground nutmeg

venison tenderloins (1/2 inch thick ) or 6 cubed venison steak, salt, pepper, bacon, dill pickles, halved or quarted (depending on size), vegetable oil, water, onion, chopped, minced fresh parsley, beef bouillon granules (optional), all-purpose flour, cold water, browning sauce (optional)

venison fillets, trimmed, game seasoning , recipe follows, oil, game sauce , recipe follows, cream, salt and pepper, butter, chopped onions, chanterelles, trimmed, minced parsley, braised red cabbage , recipe follows, salt, ground white peppercorn, minced rosemary, fresh bay leaves, minced, juniper berries, minced thyme, oil, venison bones, venison meat trimmings, chopped carrots, chopped celery, chopped leeks, parsley stems, tomato paste, red wine, water, bay leaf, juniper berries, thyme, wheat bread, cubed, dijon mustard, orange, juiced, salt and white pepper, red currant jelly, flour, brandy, kirsch, sherry, freshly ground black pepper, sugar, salt, caraway seeds, oranges, juiced, lemon juice, apple vinegar, apple, peeled, grated, red cabbage , julienne, oil, butter, chopped onions, sugar, apple vinegar, red wine, salt and pepper

venison fillets, trimmed, game seasoning , recipe follows, oil, game sauce , recipe follows, cream, salt and pepper, butter, chopped onions, chanterelles, trimmed, minced parsley, braised red cabbage , recipe follows, salt, ground white peppercorn, minced rosemary, fresh bay leaves, minced, juniper berries, minced thyme, oil, venison bones, venison meat trimmings, chopped carrots, chopped celery, chopped leeks, parsley stems, tomato paste, red wine, water, bay leaf, juniper berries, thyme, wheat bread, cubed, dijon mustard, orange, juiced, salt and white pepper, red currant jelly, flour, brandy, kirsch, sherry, freshly ground black pepper, sugar, salt, caraway seeds, oranges, juiced, lemon juice, apple vinegar, apple, peeled, grated, red cabbage , julienne, oil, butter, chopped onions, sugar, apple vinegar, red wine, salt and pepper

venison steak, salt, pepper, red bell pepper, orange bell pepper, onion, mushroom stems and pieces, flour, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, vegetable broth, chicken bouillon cubes, olive oil, brown rice

venison, olive oil, baked beans, cucumber, broccoli, onion, parmesean cheese