7771 christmas tuna Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Tuna Salad
    tuna in water, water (from the tuna), mayonnaise and
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    tuna in water, water (from the tuna), mayonnaise, bell pepper (finely chopped ), celery (finely chopped ), iceberg lettuce (finely chopped ), sweet onion (finely chopped ), cabbage (finely chopped ), carrots (finely chopped ), tomato (finely chopped ), salt, dill pickle (finely chopped )
    12 ingredients
  • Tuna Salad - Low Fat
    tuna in water, white , albacore, tuna in water and
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    tuna in water, white , albacore, tuna in water, miracle whip light, mustard, fat-free sour cream
    5 ingredients
  • Tuna With Wasabi Lime Butter Sauce
    tuna steaks (1-inch thick ) and
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    tuna steaks (1-inch thick ), vegetable oil , for brushing tuna, crushed black peppercorns, minced fresh dill, scallions, sliced thin, minced fresh coriander (i use dry ), fresh lime juice, soy sauce, wasabi paste, cold unsalted butter , cut into pieces
    30 min, 10 ingredients
  • Tuna Dip
    tuna in water, cream cheese, room temp and
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    tuna in water, cream cheese, room temp, garlic cloves, crushed, garlic salt, mayonnaise (the amount depends on how stiff you want to make the dip, more of the tuna water, less stiff.)
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Tuna Burgers
    tuna in water, drained, tuna in vegetable oil, drained and
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    tuna in water, drained, tuna in vegetable oil, drained, mashed potatoes (instant or fresh ), eggs, parsley flakes, salt and pepper
    25 min, 6 ingredients
  • Tuna Mousse
    tuna in water, drained, tuna in vegetable oil, drained and
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    tuna in water, drained, tuna in vegetable oil, drained, tomato paste, mayonnaise, salt, white pepper, unflavored gelatin, boiling water
    10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Tuna Patties **Gluten free version
    tuna drained but reserve 1 tbsp, dijon mustard and
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    tuna drained but reserve 1 tbsp, dijon mustard, gluten free bread torn in to small pieces, lemon zest, lemon juice, water (or liquid from cans of tuna), fresh parsley chopped, chives , green onion, or shallots chopped, salt and pepper to taste, a couple squirts of crystal hot sauce ot tabasco, whole large egg, olive oil, butter
    13 ingredients
  • Tuna Ball
    tuna, drained and flaked, cream cheese, softened and
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    tuna, drained and flaked, cream cheese, softened, chopped pecans, chopped onion
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Festive Tuna Tree Christmas Festive Tuna Tree
    tuna, solid white canned, cream cheese, tb lemon juice and
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    tuna, solid white canned, cream cheese, tb lemon juice, olives, finely chopped, walnuts, finely chopped, ts salt, ts dry mustard, ts pepper, ts thyme, parsley for garnish, red and green pepper for garnish
    11 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Tuna Cassserole Tuna Cassserole
    tuna , light packed in water, cream of mushroom soup and
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    tuna , light packed in water, cream of mushroom soup, elbow macaroni, peas
    4 ingredients
  • Tuna Salad With Roasted Garlic Dressing Tuna Salad With Roasted Garlic Dressing
    tuna steaks (lightly grilled or broiled , it should remai... and
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    tuna steaks (lightly grilled or broiled , it should remain a bit pink) or 1 (6 oz) can italian canned tuna (drained and flaked), red potatoes, trimmed fresh green beans, black olives, capers or 2 tbsp green olives, head butter lettuce, separated into leaves and washed, head garlic, top third cut off , remove papery skin, shallots , papery skin removed, extra virgin olive oil, lemon juice, white wine vinegar, dijon mustard, fresh thyme, salt and pepper
    2 hour , 14 ingredients
  • Tuna Fish Delite Tuna Fish Delite
    tuna or 2 (6 oz) cans packed in oil and
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    tuna or 2 (6 oz) cans packed in oil, scallion , green tops included, lemon juice, cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, garlic powder or 1/2 tsp salt
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Tuna Helper: Italian Fettucine Alfredo Tuna Helper: Italian Fettucine Alfredo
    tuna helper : italian fettucine alfredo and
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    tuna helper : italian fettucine alfredo, starkist tuna, drained, milk, butter, water
    5 ingredients
  • Tuna Tartare Tuna Tartare
    tuna steak, fresh (suggested -- yellow tail, use sushi gr... and
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    tuna steak, fresh (suggested -- yellow tail, use sushi grade tuna), olive oil, lime, grated , use zest only, lime juice, wasabi powder, soy sauce, tabasco sauce, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, scallion, minced (about 2 - use green and white parts ), jalapeno peppers, minced (fresh ), hass avocado, ripe, black sesame seed, toasted (in pan , no oil, for just a minute or so)
    1 hour 20 min, 13 ingredients




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