25526 christmas spicy meat Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

spicy italian sausage, casing removed, fresh parsley, minced, dry white wine, heavy cream, tomato sauce, water, dry penne pasta, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese

spicy brown mustard, extra virgin olive oil, roasted garlic cloves, minced, dried thyme, smoked paprika, red pepper (or more if you like it hotter), russet potatoes , cut into 1-inch pieces

meat, cubed 1-inch, garlic cloves, ground coriander, ground cumin, ground turmeric, white pepper, brown sugar, salt, coconut milk, bamboo skewer

minced meat (chicken, pork etc), tomatoes, tamarind paste , dissolved in 2 tbsp water, oil, fish sauce, coriander, tomatoes, salt, onion, garlic cloves, palm sugar, sour curry paste, shrimp paste, red chili paste, african bird pepper

water, salt, macaroni (turkish erishte ), beef, chicken breasts, spicy sausage, turkish, coriander (fresh or dried ), rosemary, garlic cloves, red onion, virgin olive oil, apples or 2 tbsp cherry vinegar, jalapeno sauce, blackberry wine (or 1/2 cup beer), thyme, lime, grated rind

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

spicy v8 vegetable juice or 6 cups spicy vegetable juice, vodka, prepared horseradish, fresh lemon juice (not the bottled stuff), balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, red pepper flakes, kosher salt (optional), celery seed (optional), lemon wedge (optional), pickled giardiniera (optional)

spicy v8 vegetable juice or 6 cups spicy vegetable juice, vodka, prepared horseradish, fresh lemon juice (not the bottled stuff), balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, red pepper flakes, kosher salt (optional), celery seed (optional), lemon wedge (optional), pickled giardiniera (optional)

spicy italian sausage, ground beef, tomato sauce, ro-tel tomatoes; mild or spicy, cooked rice, green pepper, chopped, beef bouillon cubes, brown sugar , packed, water (more if still too thick)

meat (you can use chicken also), potatoes (boiled ), salt, ginger , garlic paste, green chilly paste, corriander leaves, lemon juice, red chilly powder, capsicum (cut into small pieces), carrot (grated )

spicy smoked sausage (such as linguica, andouille, or hot links), cut into 1/2-inch slices, garlic-flavored olive oil, yellow onions, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, grain white rice, saffron, low-salt chicken broth, tomatoes, quartered, salt, dried oregano, cayenne pepper, cooked leftover turkey, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, frozen peas

spicy sausage (jimmy dean), mushrooms, sliced, onion, thinly sliced, butter, sour cream, eggs, milk, swiss cheese, shredded, french bread, cubed, salt, pepper

spicy italian pork sausage, olive oil, dry pasta (i use orecchiette), white wine, dried chili pepper flakes (optional), fresh basil, chopped, smooth dijon mustard, double cream (or heavy cream if is unavailable), basil leaves (to garnish )

spicy brown mustard, worcestershire sauce (or my original thought was liquid smoke, but then learned i didn tsp have any), ground cumin, fresh ground black pepper, garlic powder, mustard powder, bone-in ham

spicy pork sausage, ground chuck, yellow onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, minced fresh italian parsley, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, freshly grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, roasted red pepper, hamburger buns (or 8 slices roasted red pepper bread)