188202 christmas pudding sour sauce Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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cold milk, white chocolate instant pudding and8 Morecold milk, white chocolate instant pudding, cheesecake flavor instant pudding and pie filling, french vanilla instant pudding, sour cream, cool whip, bananas, vanilla wafer, chopped macadamia nuts, white chocolate , shavings20 min, 10 ingredients
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cake, vegetable shortening for greasing the pans and17 Morecake, vegetable shortening for greasing the pans, flour for dusting the pans, food cake mix with pudding, sour cream, water, vegetable oil, eggs, pure vanilla extract, chocolate sour cream frosting, makes 3 cups, enough to frost a 2- or 3-layer cake or 30 cupcakes, preparation time : 10 minutes, easy, recipe ingredients, butter, cut into 8 pieces, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar , sifted, sour cream, pure vanilla extract30 min, 19 ingredients
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boneless, skinless chicken breast halves and20 Moreboneless, skinless chicken breast halves, chicken broth, regular or low sodium, soy sauce - again, regular or low sodium, quarter-size or more piece of fresh ginger, peeled and either slivered or chopped, garlic cloves, minced, baby spinach, boiling water, store bought hoisin sauce , honey garlic sauce, sweet and sour sauce, dumpling dipping sauce, or homemade sesame soy sauce or peanut sauce., here is the recipe for sesame-soy dipping sauce., soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, rice vinegar, peeled and grated fresh ginger, garlic, minced, scallions (white and tender green parts), thinly sliced on the diagonal, sesame seeds (optional), in a small bowl, combine the soy sauce, oil, vinegar, ginger, garlic, and scallions, stirring to blend., at this point, you can cover and refrigerate for up to 1 week., stir in the sesame seeds just before serving.25 min, 21 ingredients
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water, lipton chicken noodles and sauce and15 Morewater, lipton chicken noodles and sauce, whole chicken bouillon cube , soup base, ramen noodle seasoning (i used mushroom), black pepper, dried onion flakes, egg whites, egg yolk, imitation crabmeat , leg sliced into rounds, diced carrot, ground ginger, red french dressing (for sourness), your favorite sweet and sour sauce (for sweetness), ketchup (for tangyness), tabasco hot pepper sauce (for heat ), cornstarch, cool water30 min, 17 ingredients
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lean pork, soy sauce, sweet vermouth or 1 tbsp white wine and18 Morelean pork, soy sauce, sweet vermouth or 1 tbsp white wine, minced garlic, minced ginger, cornstarch, diced red and yellow bell pepper, diced onions, toasted sesame seeds (to garnish ), oil, to deep fry, sweet and sour sauce, ketchup, vinegar, water, soy sauce, orange marmalade, minced garlic, hot pepper sauce, pineapple juice, chopped pineapple (canned or fresh ), cornstarch mixed with 2 tbsp water, to thicken the sauce45 min, 21 ingredients
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Sweet and Sour Sauce
ketchup, rice vinegar or apple cider vinegar and4 Moreketchup, rice vinegar or apple cider vinegar, pineapple puree (from grilled chinese sweet and sour pork kabobs), worcestershire sauce, light brown sugar, cornstarch5 min, 6 ingredients -
Old Fashioned Steamed Christmas Pudding
ground suet or shortening, brown sugar and22 Moreground suet or shortening, brown sugar, crumbled bread with crust removed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt , cinnamon & nutmeg, golden raisins, currants, seedless raisins, mixed candied peel, sliced cherries, eggs, beaten, dark molasses, brandy (or milk), grated rind & juice of 1 orange, lemon juice, mixed berry jam, chopped english walnuts, sauce for plum pudding, egg yolk, powdered sugar, rum or brandy, egg white, cream4 hour , 24 ingredients -
Gluten Free Old Fashioned Christmas Pudding
suet, ground (beef fat), raisins, ground and12 Moresuet, ground (beef fat), raisins, ground, gluten-free flour (a blend with xanthan gum), baking soda, sugar, salt, sour milk (or 1/2 tbsp white distilled vinegar with enough milk to make a 1/2 cup), egg, sugar, cornstarch, nutmeg, butter, white distilled vinegar, water2 hour 15 min, 14 ingredients -
Superb Christmas Pudding (Microwave)
butter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana and11 Morebutter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana, almonds, finely grounded, flour, brandy, allspice, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, lemon , juice and rind of, molasses, orange , rind of, only, grated, browning sauce (i use kitchen bouquet) (optional)40 min, 15 ingredients -
Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
christmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients -
Christmas Salad
sour cream, apple cider vinegar, sugar, celery seed, salt and6 Moresour cream, apple cider vinegar, sugar, celery seed, salt, pepper, coleslaw mix, red apples, cored and chopped, raisins, toasted walnuts, dried cranberries10 min, 11 ingredients -
Sour Cream Chocolate Dessert
sour cream, powdered sugar, chocolate pudding, prepared20 min, 3 ingredients -
Strawberry-Banana Chocolate Brownies Trifles with Vanilla Pudding (Emeril Lagasse)
fresh strawberries, rinsed , wiped dry, hulled and sliced... and9 Morefresh strawberries, rinsed , wiped dry, hulled and sliced (about 3 cups), superfine or granulated sugar, fresh orange juice, bananas, sliced 1/2-inch thick (about 3 cups), chocolate brownies , recipe follows, vanilla pudding , recipe follows, chocolate sauce , recipe follows, cold heavy cream, sugar, sugared almond slices, garnish1 hour 50 min, 10 ingredients
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