42835 christmas mint cookie bark Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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all-purpose flour, baking cocoa, baking soda, salt and8 Moreall-purpose flour, baking cocoa, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed, vanilla , i always use mexican , if you don tsp have that use extract, reg will do if not, eggs, andes mint baking chips, andes mint baking chips , to sprinkle on top of tarts out of oven, milk chocolate chips, roughly chopped28 min, 12 ingredients
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After-Dinner-Mint Cookiesbutter, softened, sugar, baking powder, egg, mint extract and4 Morebutter, softened, sugar, baking powder, egg, mint extract, all-purpose flour, crushed chocolate sandwich style cookies, with white filling (about 6 cookies), semisweet chocolate piece (optional), shortening (optional)29 min, 10 ingredients
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Peppermint Fudge Christmas Kiss Cookiesbutter, unsweetened baking chocolate and4 Morebutter, unsweetened baking chocolate, sweetened condensed milk (do not use evaporated milk), sugar cookie mix , 1 pouch (1 lb. 1.5 oz.), ground cinnamon, hershey candy cane kisses , unwrapped27 min, 6 ingredients
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After Dinner Mint Cookiesbutter or margarine, granulated sugar, baking powder, egg and6 Morebutter or margarine, granulated sugar, baking powder, egg, mint extract, all-purpose flour, crushed chocolate sandwich cookies, white filling (about 6 cookies ), shortening (optiona9 min, 10 ingredients
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Thin Mints Pizza Supreme (Rachael Ray)refrigerated chocolate chip cookie dough and3 Morerefrigerated chocolate chip cookie dough, girl scout thin mint cookies , half a box, white chocolate chips (6 oz), heavy cream or 2 tbsp half-and-half35 min, 4 ingredients
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Irish Cream and Mint Truffle Piechocolate and mint cookies, crumbs (girl scout thin mints) and10 Morechocolate and mint cookies, crumbs (girl scout thin mints), sugar, flour, unsalted butter, melted, heavy cream (divided ), baileys irish cream, semi-sweet chocolate chips, egg yolks, slightly beaten, at room temperature, vanilla (divided ), powdered sugar, andes mints candies (garnish )4 hour 30 min, 11 ingredients
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Chocolate Mint Cookie Crunch Fudgesugar, unsweetened cocoa powder and4 Moresugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, evaporated milk (not condensed milk), butter or 1/4 cup margarine (not spread), mint chocolate chips (6oz,or semisweet chocolate chips and 1/2 tsp. mint extract), chocolate sandwich style cookies16 min, 6 ingredients
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Chocolate Mint Cookies(Taste Like Thin Mints!)butter, brown sugar , packed, water and6 Morebutter, brown sugar , packed, water, semi-sweet chocolate chips, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, andes mints candies40 min, 9 ingredients
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