226520 christmas jello salad cheese Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

crushed pretzels, melted butter, cinnamon, sugar, cream cheese, softened, cool whip, thawed, sugar, vanilla, grated fresh lemon rind, berry gelatin, boiling water, frozen berries (strawberries, blackberries, whatever sounds good to you!)

pretzels, crushed (crush them before you measure), sugar, butter, melted, light cream cheese, cool whip (light or fat free is fine), sugar, boiling water, cold water, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert, strawberries, sliced (fresh or frozen , i used closer to 10 oz)

raspberry jell-o gelatin, water, undrained crushed pineapple, blueberry pie filling, cream cheese, sugar, sour cream

cherry gelatin (or other colour), lemon gelatin, crushed pineapple, dream whip, philadelphia cream cheese

lemon jell-o gelatin, lime jell-o gelatin, boiling water, curd cottage cheese (the large 1), crushed pineapple in syrup, miracle whip

water, lime gelatin, crushed pineapple, brick cream cheese, softened, milk, chopped pecans

lime jell-o gelatin, cream cheese, crushed pineapple, pecans, broken

lime jell-o gelatin, boiling water, evaporated milk, curd cottage cheese, crushed pineapple, drained, diced celery, chopped nuts (optional)

lime jell-o gelatin, boiling water, cold water, cucumbers, cream cheese

marshmallow (16 large), milk, lime jell-o gelatin, cream cheese, crushed pineapple, cool whip lite, mayonnaise

lime jell-o gelatin, cream cheese, carton cottage cheese, boiling water, crushed pineapple, drained (reserve liquid), chopped pecans, chopped celery, maraschino cherries, diced (reserve juice), sour cream

water, ice cube (optional), jello gelatin, cool whip, crushed pineapple, drained, cream cheese, softened

crushed pretzels, melted butter, sugar, dream whip (prepare as directed on package), cream cheese, softened, sugar, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert (prepared as directed on package), frozen strawberries, thawed

crushed pineapple, raspberry jell-o gelatin, cold water, raspberry pie filling, cream cheese, slightly softened, sour cream, powdered sugar

orange jell-o, crushed pineapple, drained ,save juice, cream cheese, cool whip, sugar, flour, eggs, well beaten, lemon juice, pineapple juice (use juice drained from pineapple and add water to measure 1 cup)

lime jell-o gelatin, lemon jell-o gelatin, cherry jell-o, cream cheese, cubed, crushed pineapple, undrained, chopped nuts

orange jell-o, cottage cheese, small curd, cool whip, canned crushed pineapple