227195 christmas frozen cream fruit cups Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

egg whites, salt, superfine granulated sugar, unflavored gelatin, thawed frozen passion-fruit pulp, chilled heavy cream, confectioners sugar, sour cream

frozen chopped broccoli, cooked and drained, sour cream, mayonnaise, sliced water chestnuts, drained and chopped, onion, chopped, vegetable recipe mix (knorr), garnishes: green and sweet yellow peppers , grape tomatoes, sliced pimiento-stuffed olives and a cracker, assorted crackers

whipping cream, sweetened condensed milk, frozen passion fruit juice concentrate

fresh wild huckleberries or wild maine blueberries or 1 15- to 16-oz package frozen wild blueberries, sugar, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, frozen passion fruit puree,* thawed, sugar, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, graham cracker crumbs, sugar, salt, unsalted butter, melted, sweetened condensed milk, egg yolks, fresh key lime juice or regular lime juice, cream

frozen corn, thawed, tb olive oil, thick-cut bacon; cut into small pieces, diced yellow onion, tb minced garlic, chicken broth, heavy whipping cream, tb butter

all-purpose flour, almonds, finely chopped, granulated sugar, divided, baking powder, butter, softened, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, fresh blueberries or 3 cups frozen blueberries, cream cheese, sour cream, granulated sugar, eggs, lemon juice, fresh blueberries or 1 cup frozen blueberries, granulated sugar, lemon juice

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

water, sugar or 1/2 cup splenda substitute, fresh lemon verbena leaves or 1/2 cup lemon, rind of, loosely packed fresh mint leaves, sliced fresh apricots, sliced fresh nectarines, fresh boysenberries or 1 cup fresh blackberries or 1 cup fresh raspberry

cream of mushroom soup, milk, soy sauce, pepper, onion powder, frozen cut green beans, fresh mushrooms, sliced, dried sweetened cranberries, canned french-fried onions, almonds , slivered (optional)

cream cheese, mayonnaise, heavy cream , whipped, red maraschino cherry, quartered, green maraschino cherry, quartered (or use all red ), fruit cocktail, marshmallows, diced (about 24 marshmallows)

mangoes, kiwi fruits, fresh strawberries, powdered fruit sugar, cointreau liqueur, kirsch, fresh orange juice, fresh lime juice

fruit (depending on what kind you use, use something that taste good frozen such as strawberries, bananas, ), fruit juice (depending on how many you plan to make , the juice should correspond to the fruit you picked, pineap)

sugar, water, seedless green grapes, halved, fresh strawberry halves, sliced fresh plums, fresh orange sections (about 2 medium oranges), champagne, chilled, frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed and undiluted, sugar, commercial waffle cone bowls

crushed pineapple, undrained, firm bananas, sliced, frozen sweetened sliced strawberries, thawed and undrained, chopped walnuts

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, sugar, white vinegar, fruit cocktail, drained, marshmallows, chopped pecans, heavy whipping cream , whipped

lemon gelatin, boiling water, frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed, pineapple chunks, undrained, sliced peaches, drained, mandarin orange segments, undrained, sliced fresh strawberries, fresh blueberries, green grapes, firm banana, thinly sliced