29554 christmas eve pork Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

pork fillets or 1 lb cubed spareribs, dessert apples (if you use a cooking apple, best to use the kind that doesn tsp pulp up), pork stock, made (it really does need to be pork stock cube, other flavours not subtle enough), buds, fresh sage leaves, nutmeg, paprika, salt & pepper

pork chops or 4 pork steaks, oil or 1 tbsp shortening, fresh ground pepper , to taste, freshly ground salt , to taste, pear halves in natural juice (well drained if canned ), orange juice, brown sugar, cinnamon, dry sherry or 1/4 cup orange juice, butter, cornstarch, cold water

pork loin chops or 4 pork chops, cut 1 inch thick, salt, pepper, flour, vegetable oil, green bell peppers , rings, yellow onions, grain rice , par-boiled 10 minutes in lightly salted wqter and drained, canned crushed tomatoes

pork or 3 lbs boneless country-style ribs or 3 lbs loin chops, 3/4-inch thick, bacon fat , rendered (i keep a can in my fridge), salt, white pepper, red delicious apples (use apples that hold their shape when cooked) or 3 rome apples, peeled, cored, and cut cross-wise into three rings (use apples that hold their shape when cooked), cider or 1/2 cup apple juice, light brown sugar , packed, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, caraway seed, sauerkraut, drained, not rinsed, squeezed dry

pork loin chops or 4 pork chops, 1 to 1 1/2 inches thick, butter, oil, salt & freshly ground black pepper, onions, thinly sliced, madeira wine or 1/3 cup dry sherry

pork fillets (just over 171/2 oz) or 550 g pork schnitzels (just over 171/2 oz), fresh breadcrumb, parmesan cheese, freshly grated, fresh herbs , a mixture of basil, oregano, marjoram, thyme, mint or 1/4 cup flat leaf parsley, garlic cloves, minced, lemon , finely grated zest only, pine nuts, toasted roughly chopped, olive oil, sea salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, kitchen string , for assembling, dijon mustard, firm feta (approximately 31/2 oz)

pork butt or 4 lbs pork shoulder, trimmed of fat and cut into 2-inch cubes, salt, fresh ground black pepper, flour (for dredging), vegetable oil, yellow onions, green bell peppers, cut into 1-inch cubes, anaheim chilies or 2 poblano chiles, cut into 1-inch cubes, jalapenos , seeds removed, and finely chopped, garlic cloves, peeled and finely chopped, tomatillos , roasted, peeled and chopped, dried oregano, ground cumin, coriander seeds, crushed and soaked in a amount of water, bay leaves, cilantro leaf, cleaned and chopped, chicken stock

pork (it can be 1 large piece of chops), garlic, rosemary (take fresh branches), dried thyme, olive oil, black pepper, salt, onions or 1 medium onion

pork butt or 2 lbs pork loin, pineapple juice, pineapple chunks, soy sauce, brown sugar, cooking oil

pork butt or 6 -8 lbs pork shoulder, brown mustard or 1/4 cup spicy mustard, texas toast thick bread (or wonder, iron kids, etc..), barbecue sauce (your favorite ), coleslaw (i use kfc kfc ) (optional), french fries (i buy a large serving from a local eatery because their fries are addictive) (optional), sweet paprika, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper (add less to adjust heat), oregano, thyme

double crust pie crust, potatoes, peeled, ground pork, minced garlic, chopped onion, beef broth, ginger, nutmeg

pork sausage, eggs, milk, dry mustard, salt, fresh ground black pepper, day old challah (5 oz.), shredded sharp cheddar cheese

pork sausage (hot or mild or both!), butter, onion, peeled and small chunked, sliced mushrooms, chopped green pepper, frozen hash brown potatoes, thawed, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese, salt (to taste), white pepper, black pepper, dry mustard, poultry seasoning, my microwave roasted garlic cloves, chopped fine (easy roasted garlic), eggs or 4 cups egg beaters egg substitute, milk, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, sliced and excess liquid removed, cilantro leaf, parmesan cheese, roasted red peppers or red bell pepper, chopped fine, green bell pepper, chopped fine

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

pork chops (can also use pork ribs), field mushrooms (or more ), vegetable oil, red chilies, seeded and finely sliced, fish sauce, lime juice, shallots, chopped (can also use onions), rice flour , roasted (optional), spring onions, chopped, fresh coriander leaves , and, shredded spring onion , to granish, garlic cloves, chopped, sugar, fish sauce, soy sauce, sesame oil, dry sherry, stalks lemongrass, stalks finely chopped, spring onions, chopped