117012 christmas cut rolled cookies Recipes

margarine, softened, sugar, molasses, egg, vanilla extract, flour, baking soda, salt, oats, uncooked, cinnamon, ground ginger (optional), cinnamon , to roll cookies in, sugar , to roll cookies in

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

rolled oats, flour, brown sugar, baking soda, salt, cold butter, brown sugar, eggs, baking powder, salt, almond extract, coconut, green and red maraschino cherry, halved, pecan halves

brown rice flour, rice flour, sorghum flour, tapioca flour, xanthan gum, baking soda, baking powder , gluten free, salt, granulated sugar, unsalted butter, at room temperature, cream cheese, egg, vanilla extract , gluten free, fresh lemon juice, granulated sugar , for rolling cookies

lite, firm silken tofu (mori-nu), vanilla, sugar, brown sugar, salted butter (room temp ), shortening, flour, whole-wheat flour, multi-grain cereal (i used bob s red mill high-fibre hot cereal with flaxseed), or thick-cut rolled oats, baking soda, salt, assorted add-ins (i used roughly equal amounts of chocolate chips, sultanas, craisins, pumpkin seeds and chopped pecans)

butter or 1 cup margarine, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, cocoa, baking soda, granulated sugar , for rolling cookies, rolo chocolates

all-purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, kosher salt, dark brown sugar, lightly packed, vegetable oil, unsulphured molasses, extra-large egg, at room temperature, chopped crystallized ginger, sugar , for rolling cookies

softened butter, granulated sugar, lemon extract, freshly grated lemon zest, all-purpose flour, baking powder, coconut, macadamia nuts, eggs, powdered sugar , to roll cookies in

crisco or 1/2 cup margarine, sugar, vanilla, eggs, milk, cocoa, nuts, flour, baking powder, salt, sugar , to roll cookies in

almond butter, splenda sugar blend for baking, egg, beaten, baking soda, splenda sugar blend for baking, for rolling cookies in

roll refrigerated sugar cookie dough, eggs, slightly beaten, sugar, all-purpose flour, baking powder, fresh lemon juice, lemon extract, lemon zest, powdered sugar

margarine (not butter because it makes them too flat), crunchy peanut butter, brown sugar, white sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, chocolate chips, white sugar , to roll cookies in

shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt, buttermilk, chopped dates, chopped candied cherries, candied pineapple, cut into small pieces, white raisins (i have trouble finding , usually use golden, but can use dark), retain small amount of flour to coat fruit and nuts, before adding

cookies (polish bows) - chruscik, egg yolks, tb sour cream, tb rum, ts vanilla, confectioners sugar, flour (sifted), ts baking powder, ts salt, tb sugar, oil for deep frying, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until well combined. add sour cream, rum and vanilla and mix until smooth. sift the flour, baking powder and salt and add it to egg yolk mixture, a little at a time. on a heavily floured surface knead the dough vigorously, punching and squeezing as much flour into it as it will take until the dough is no longer sticky (1/2 hour). separate dough into several portions and roll very thin. turn the dough and loosen often when rolling. the dough should look like parchment paper that you can see through. cut dough into strips approx. 1 1/2 inches wide, 4 inches long. make slit closer to 1 end and bring the longer end through the slit. heat oil to 375 degrees and fry quickly (only a few seconds) until golden not brown. turn only once. drain on paper towels. dust with confectioners sugar. makes 8 dozen.

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, margarine, softened, sugar, cinnamon, raisins (optional), red and green decorative candies or candied fruit, powdered sugar, milk or 1/2 cup vanilla frosting, melted

store-bought sugar cookie dough rolls, bubblegum extract, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, wooden cookie sticks, sugar, various colors, water, star-shaped dragees, chocolate candy sprinkles, sanding sugar, special equipment : 5-inch bunny-shaped cookie cutter

oreo cookie lb tube cake, oreo cookies, flour, sugar, milk, shortening , butter flavored, salt, vanilla extract, eggs , large, chocolate glaze, semi-sweet chocolate pieces., shortening , butter flavored, milk, corn syrup, preheat oven to 350. grease and flour 9-inch fluted tube pan. cut each cookie into quarters. in large bowl, with mixer at low speed, beat flour and remaining ingredients except cookies and chocolate glaze until blended. increase speed to high; beat 2 minutes, scraping bowl. spoon about 3/4 cup batter into pan. gently stir cut-up cookies into remaining batter and spoon into same pan. bake 50 minutes or until cake springs back when lightly touched with finger (toothpick test won tsp work). cool cake in pan on wire rack 10 minutes; remove from pan; cool on rack. when cake is cool, prepare chocolate glaze. place rack with cake over large plate to catch drips, then pour warm glaze over top and side of cake. this cake freezes well and good cold from refrigerator. chocolate glaze: in 1-quart saucepan over low heat, heat chocolate pieces, shortening, milk and corn syrup, stirring constantly until melted and smooth.

butter, brown sugar (or a little less), egg, vanilla, salt, baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, cinnamon sugar (optional)