121645 christmas chicken crock Recipes

whole wheat tortillas, shredded cooked chicken (from the best shredded chicken (crock pot) or crock pot creamy mexican chicken (aka fiesta chicken)), fresh baby spinach, grated cheddar cheese (& any other kind you like ), enchilada sauce, plain yogurt (a healthier alternative to sour cream), tofu (optional) or 2 cups corn (optional) or 2 cups black beans (optional) or 2 cups cooked zucchini (optional)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

chicken pieces (i use 4 breasts with bones, skinned), chicken broth or 4 cups water, butter (i use 1/2 stick), condensed cream of chicken soup (i use campbell s healthy request, no msg), extra wide egg noodles (i use the big bag), salt

chicken, cut in pieces or 1 1/2 lbs chicken breasts or 1 1/2 lbs chicken thighs, flour, salt, oil, lemonade concentrate, thawed & undiluted, brown sugar, vinegar, catsup

chicken, cut up (roast chicken is most flavourful), chicken broth, vegetable broth, water, instant chicken instant oxo, packages (or 2 cubes ), cream of celery soup (or potato or mushroom or combination of any two), onion, cut up, stalks celery, carrots, cut up, frozen peas, salt, pepper, egg noodles

chicken breasts, stove top stuffing mix (amount can vary depending on how dry or wet you like it), sour cream, soup (cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, or cream of celery.)

chicken, whole or 3 lbs chicken, cut-up, carrots, sliced, onions, sliced, celery ribs, cut up, salt, pepper, water or 1/2 cup chicken broth or 1/2 cup white wine, basil

chicken (your choice on cut & skin ), fresh grated gingerroot (you really won tsp get the same flavor from ground), fresh minced garlic (2-3 cloves), plum jelly (mine was spiced plum), orange marmalade, fresh orange juice (or from concentrate , diluted or not), soy sauce, asian seasoning (i used emeril s asian essence ), wasabi mustard dipping sauce

chicken breasts, crushed tomatoes, drained, pepper, italian spices

chicken breasts, mushroom soup (if your crock pot cooks slow, like mine you may want to add only half of this) or 1 (10 1/2 oz) can chicken broth (if your crock pot cooks slow, like mine you may want to add only half of this), pepper , does not need extra salt, onion, sliced, bacon, chopped (or pancetta), gorgonzola

boneless chicken thighs, salsa, reduced-fat peanut butter, frozen orange juice concentrate, soy sauce, honey, gingerroot, grated, curry powder

chicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid, fresh okra, sliced, celery, minced, onion, minced, green onions, minced, chicken broth, dark roux, file, salt and pepper, to taste

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

chicken, cut up or 1 chicken thighs or 1 chicken leg, your favorite spaghetti sauce

boneless skinless chicken breasts or 2 -3 lbs boneless skinless chicken thighs, onion, chopped, diced green chilies, chili powder, cayenne pepper, hot sauce, garlic powder, chicken bouillon cube, water, salt and pepper