33721 christmas cheer any time year shrimp spread Recipes

  • Shrimp Spread
    reduced-fat cream cheese, reduced-fat sour cream and
    7 More
    reduced-fat cream cheese, reduced-fat sour cream, reduced-fat mayonnaise, seafood cocktail sauce, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, shrimp, rinsed and drained, green onions, sliced, tomato, finely chopped, sliced italian bread or assorted crackers
    15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Classic Ritz Mock Apple Pie
    ritz mock apple pie and
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    ritz mock apple pie, you gotta trust me..this is delicious and great for, all of us on a budget, classic pie , featuring ritz crackers baked in a golden crust, is perfect any time ., years old and came about during early wwii., it is amazingly delicious ., i started making this myself in the 1960 s, look ma no apples, pastry for two-crust 9-inch pie, ritz crackers, coarsely broken (about 1 3/4 cups crumbs), water, sugar, cream of tartar, lemon juice, grated peel of 1 lemon, margarine or butter, ground cinnamon, roll out half the pastry and line a 9-inch pie plate. place, cracker crumbs in prepared crust ; set aside., heat water , sugar and cream of tartar to a boil in saucepan, over high heat ; simmer for 15 minutes. add lemon juice and peel, pour syrup over cracker crumbs. dot with margarine or butter, sprinkle with cinnamon. roll out remaining pastry; place over pie., trim , seal and flute edges. slit top crust to allow steam to escape., bake at 425 f for 30 to 35 minutes or until crust is crisp, cool completely .
    30 ingredients
  • No-Brainer Shrimp Spread
    cream cheese , room temperatore and
    3 More
    cream cheese , room temperatore, cocktail shrimp, drained or 1/4 lb fresh cooked shrimp, diced, green onions, sliced thin, shrimp seafood cocktail sauce
    50 min, 4 ingredients
  • Shrimp Sandwich Spread
    shrimp, ground up or 2 (6 1/2 oz) cans shrimp, mashed and
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    shrimp, ground up or 2 (6 1/2 oz) cans shrimp, mashed, mayonnaise , to soften cheese, cream cheese, grated onion, grated sweet gherkins or 1 tbsp sour dill pickle, your choice
    5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Molded Shrimp Spread
    condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted and
    10 More
    condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted, cream cheese, cubed, unflavored gelatin, cold water, chopped celery, mayonnaise, lemon juice, green onions, finely chopped, cooked shrimp, peeled, deveined and coarsely chopped, lettuce leaves and additional shrimp, optional, assorted crackers
    15 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
    14 More
    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Spicy Shrimp Spread
    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, tabasco sauce and
    7 More
    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, tabasco sauce, lemon juice, frozen cooked baby shrimp, thawed and chopped, minced fresh parsley, minced bell pepper, minced onion, garlic, minced, party cracker
    10 min, 10 ingredients
  • Janice's Shrimp Spread
    deveined medium shrimp, drained, cream cheese, softened and
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    deveined medium shrimp, drained, cream cheese, softened, bottled french dressing or 2 tbsp catalina dressing or 2 tbsp western salad dressing, grated onion, grated horseradish, milk
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Shrimp Spread II Shrimp Spread II
    cream cheese, softened, lemon juice and
    6 More
    cream cheese, softened, lemon juice, shrimp, chopped, cooked, green onion, finely chopped, prepared horseradish, worcestershire sauce, pepper, garlic powder
    10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Shrimp Spread Shrimp Spread
    cooked peeled shrimp, low fat cottage cheese and
    5 More
    cooked peeled shrimp, low fat cottage cheese, neufchatel cheese, plain yogurt, garlic crushed, dried tarragon, worcestershire sauce or salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
    7 ingredients
  • Cucumber Shrimp Spread Cucumber Shrimp Spread
    shrimp, cooked, peeled, and diced, cream cheese, softened and
    6 More
    shrimp, cooked, peeled, and diced, cream cheese, softened, garlic, minced, cucumber, peeled, seeded and diced, sour cream, green onions, finely chopped, ketchup, worcestershire sauce
    8 ingredients
  • Shrimp Spread Shrimp Spread
    cream cheese, softened, cheddar cheese, shredded and
    8 More
    cream cheese, softened, cheddar cheese, shredded, shrimp clean , deviened and cooked, mayonnaise, onion, minced, prepared horseradish, dill weed, dried, drops of hot sauce, lemon pepper, paprika
    10 ingredients
  • Wade's Shrimp Spread Wade's Shrimp Spread
    shrimp, rinsed and drained, cream cheese, softened and
    6 More
    shrimp, rinsed and drained, cream cheese, softened, chopped green onions, sour cream, lemon juice, dijon mustard, hot pepper sauce, assorted crackers
    10 min, 8 ingredients
  • It's Party Time Baked Shrimp & Cream Cheese Dip It's Party Time Baked Shrimp & Cream Cheese Dip
    cream cheese (softened ), tiny baby shrimp, sour cream and
    11 More
    cream cheese (softened ), tiny baby shrimp, sour cream, swiss cheese (shredded ), monterey jack cheese (shredded ), mozzarella cheese (shredded ), miracle whip, old bay seasoning (optional), dry mustard, worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, tabasco sauce, original essence (optional) or 2 tsp cayenne pepper (optional), crumbled ritz cracker
    45 min, 14 ingredients
  • Caribbean Shrimp Spread Caribbean Shrimp Spread
    caribbean jerk seasoning, cream cheese spread, lime zest and
    4 More
    caribbean jerk seasoning, cream cheese spread, lime zest, shrimp, cooked, deveined and peeled, green onions, chopped, red bell peppers, chopped, cheddar cheese, shredded
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Gorp Shrimp Spread Gorp Shrimp Spread
    cream cheese, softened, diced onion, chopped celery and
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    cream cheese, softened, diced onion, chopped celery, beau monde seasoning (if you can tsp find this seasoning, use 1/2 tsp each of garlic power, celery salt and onion powder), water chestnuts, diced, tablespoosn horseradish (more , if you like it hotter), shrimp, drained and chopped (i much prefer to use 1/2 lb medium cooked shrimp from the seafood counter, then give them a medium chop)
    7 ingredients
  • Molded shrimp spread Molded shrimp spread
    tomato soup, cream cheese, chopped onion, chopped celery and
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    tomato soup, cream cheese, chopped onion, chopped celery, salad dressing (miracle whip), shrimp or 6 oz broken , chopped, gelatin
    20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Shrimp Deviled Eggs Spread With Shrimp Chips Shrimp Deviled Eggs Spread With Shrimp Chips
    shrimp , parboil and chopped, eggs, mayonnaise, best food and
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    shrimp , parboil and chopped, eggs, mayonnaise, best food, mustard, sweet pickle relish, stalk green onion, minced, fresh parsley leaves, chinese, chopped, thai sweet chili sauce, salt, pepper, shrimp chips , can out up at chinese market, oil
    35 min, 12 ingredients




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