43787 christmas banana cookies Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

banana, plain fat-free yogurt (strawberry banana or banana cream pie work well), margarine, egg whites, brown sugar, sugar, vanilla extract, baking soda, oatmeal, flour (i like to mix 1cup. whole wheat with 1cup. all purpose)

banana (very ripe medium), canola oil (rapeseed oil), sugar, vanilla, all-purpose flour (plain flour), all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, quick-cooking oatmeal (rolled oats), chocolate chips

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt, no-sugar-added peanut butter, unsalted butter, egg, pureed banana (about 1 ripe medium banana, mashed), diabetic brown sugar twin, diabetic sugar twin, vanilla

egg, mashed ripe banana (approximately 1 banana), crunchy peanut butter, baking powder, baking soda, brown sugar , packed, granulated sugar, all-purpose flour

flour, baking soda, mashed ripe banana (1 small banana), light brown sugar, butter, peanut butter, egg, vanilla

unsalted butter, softened slightly, soft light brown sugar, drops vanilla extract, egg, beaten, ripe banana, peeled and mashed, self rising flour , sifted, raisins, banana chips, to decorate

strawberry cake mix, eggs, vegetable oil, sugar for decoration, banana

flour, sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, peanut butter, banana

banana muffin, mix (use between a 7 and 8.1 ounce banana-nut muffin mix package), all-purpose flour, brown sugar, butter, melted and cooled slightly, milk (optional), powdered sugar, butter, softened, vanilla, white chocolate chips or 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate piece, shortening

sugar cookie mix, unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for dusting, butter, softened, egg, chocolate peanut butter filling , recipe follows, sliced bananas , optional, semisweet chocolate, chopped, creamy peanut butter, heavy whipping cream

cookie crumbs, chopped pecans, butter softened, milk, apple juice concentrate, cornstarch, sugar, vanilla extract, salt, butter, bananas sliced, cookie crumbs, chopped pecans

bananas, lemon juice, ready-to-use chocolate cookie pie crust, sugar, cornstarch, flour, milk, egg yolks, lightly beaten, butter, vanilla, flaked coconut, cream, banana, for garnish

chocolate wafer crumbs (about 25 cookies; such as nabisco s famous chocolate wafers), butter, melted, fat-free chocolate sundae syrup, divided, sliced banana (about 5 bananas), vanilla low-fat ice cream, softened, strawberry sundae topping, coarsely chopped pineapple, chopped dry-roasted peanuts, maraschino cherries with stems (optional)

chocolate wafer crumbs (about 25 cookies; such as nabisco s famous chocolate wafers), butter, melted, fat-free chocolate sundae syrup, divided, sliced banana (about 5 bananas), vanilla low-fat ice cream, softened, strawberry sundae topping, coarsely chopped pineapple, chopped dry-roasted peanuts, maraschino cherries with stems (optional)

bananas, oatmeal, unsweetened applesauce, chopped walnuts, raisins, dried cranberries, vanilla extract, cinnamon

banana, oatmeal, oat bran, applesauce, raisins, golden seedless, figs, dried, stewed, cinnamon, ovaltine