194071 christmas any year cheese spread Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Bay Head Cream Cheese Spreadcream cheese softened, garlic powder, curry powder and1 Morecream cheese softened, garlic powder, curry powder, chinese duck sauce4 ingredients
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Haiku Marinated Goat Cheese Spreadchevre (mild goat cheese) and5 Morechevre (mild goat cheese), rehydrated, sliced sundried tomatoes ., olive oil, garlic, minced, fresh chopped herbs : any combination of basil, rosemary, thyme, sage or oregano, fresh ground pepper to taste6 ingredients
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All American Pimento Cheese Spreadevaporated milk, american cheese, grated, vinegar and4 Moreevaporated milk, american cheese, grated, vinegar, dry mustard, salt, cayenne pepper7 ingredients
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Avacado Lemon Cream Cheese Spreadcream cheese, ripe avacado, lemon, fresh taragon and1 Morecream cheese, ripe avacado, lemon, fresh taragon, salt to taste5 ingredients
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Miso-Infused Cream Cheese Spreadcream cheese, cold, white miso and1 Morecream cheese, cold, white miso, assorted crudites , rice crackers and shichimi togarashi (a japanese chile-spice blend), for serving3 ingredients
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Cranberry Ambrosia-Cream Cheese Spreadcream cheese, softened, powdered sugar and6 Morecream cheese, softened, powdered sugar, sweetened dried cranberries, divided, crushed pineapple, mandarin oranges, shredded coconut, divided, chopped pecans, toasted, pecan halves, toasted8 ingredients
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Hot Bacon and Cheese Spreadbread, bacon, shredded colby/monterrey cheese and2 Morebread, bacon, shredded colby/monterrey cheese, grated parm plus, mayonnaise5 ingredients
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Beet-and-Blue Cheese Spreadbeets (about 1 lb) and4 Morebeets (about 1 lb), granny smith apples, each peeled and cut into 8 wedges, crumbled blue cheese, prepared horseradish, pita chips5 ingredients
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Festive Cranberry-Cream Cheese Spreadnonfat cream cheese and3 Morenonfat cream cheese, cranberry-raspberry crushed fruit for chicken (ocean spray), amaretto (optional), chopped pecans5 min, 4 ingredients
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Craftier Than Kraft Macaroni and Cheesekraft macaroni and cheese (or any brand powdered cheese t... and10 Morekraft macaroni and cheese (or any brand powdered cheese type mac and cheese), cream cheese, cubed, milk, butter, velveeta cheese, cubed (or any brand processed cheese spread), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, seasoning salt, parsley, garlic powder (optional), shredded cheddar cheese, for topping (optional), paprika25 min, 11 ingredients
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Barely Baked 3-Cheese Macaroni and Cheeseelbow macaroni, butter, flour and9 Moreelbow macaroni, butter, flour, milk , plus 1/2 cup if needed later, prepared mustard, seasoning salt, dried parsley flakes, garlic powder (optional), cream cheese, cubed (i use neufchatel cream cheese as it s lighter), velveeta cheese, cubed (or any brand processed cheese spread), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, paprika25 min, 12 ingredients
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Baked Chili Cheese Spreadyellow cornmeal, chili powder, cream cheese, softened and10 Moreyellow cornmeal, chili powder, cream cheese, softened, eggs, garlic powder, ground cumin, diced green chilies, sliced green onion, divided (about 8), salsa, divided (mild, or any flavor ), shredded cheddar cheese, divided, sliced black olives, sour cream, tortilla chips or assorted crackers or sliced baguette1 hour 10 min, 13 ingredients
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Boursin Cheese Turnoversboursin cheese , spread and3 Moreboursin cheese , spread, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls , unrolled and laid flat, red bell pepper, chopped (or any color you like, but red is very good with this ), cracked pepper , to taste20 min, 4 ingredients
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