228753 christmas any time beef cheese Recipes

beef stew meat, diced into 1 inch pieces, stewed tomatoes , with juice, chopped celery, carrots, sliced, potatoes, cubed, onions, chopped, tapioca, cubes beef bouillon, dried thyme, dried rosemary, dried marjoram, red wine, frozen green peas, thawed

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

beef, onions, coconut, green chilies, chili powder, oil, dried coconut , pieces, lemon juice, chili powder, garam masala powder or 3 tsp any other curry powder, salt

steak, sliced in thin strips (or any leftover beef, 1 of the very best we have had was made with leftover smoked tri-tip, the sm), onion, chopped, butter, brown gravy mix, water, sour cream

beef, onion, celery, handful green beans, olive oil (or any oil), soy sauce, basil, carrot (slice thin), wine, garlic salt and pepper, black pepper, beef bouillon cubes

beef broth, chopped onion, chopped dried apricots, raisins, whole-berry cranberry sauce, undrained crushed pineapple, curry powder, ground cinnamon, cornstarch, water, cubed cooked pork, chopped pecans, salt, pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches), milk and sugar

mushroom, cleaned and thinly sliced, garlic clove, peeled, whole, butter, divided, salt & freshly ground black pepper (to taste), penne (about 2 1/2 cups dry pasta), bel paese cheese, cubed (or any creamy , mild cheese such as havarti, fontina), parmesan cheese, grated, heavy cream

beef, your favourite tomato sauce (i like mine with extra chunky vegetables), chili powder, garlic cloves, cooked brown rice, flour tortillas (any variety)

lean boneless beef, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, shortening, onion, sliced, garlic, water, salt, lemon juice, sugar, worcestershire sauce, pepper, paprika, bay leaves, ground allspice, potatoes, peeled, onions, peeled, carrots , cut into 1-inch pieces, all-purpose flour, cold water

pita pocket, garlic clove (any size), margarine (enough to coat both sides of pita), american cheese (any size), smoked turkey breast (any size or any kind of cheese or meats can be substituted.)

ham , christmas, cooked turkey, gruyere cheese, cranberry sauce, thick bread, butter

beef, *stew or roast beef, black pepper, garlic cloves, minced, onion soup mix, worcestershire sauce, a-1 steak sauce, carrots, sliced, celery stalks, sliced, green bell pepper, chopped, onion, water, tomato juice, use any cut of beef roast desired .

beef broth, yellow onion chopped, red potatoes chopped, carrots chopped, peas, celery stalks, red wine, garlic pod minced, beef, beef shank or ham hoc, any other veggie, ear of corn, tomato sauce, tomatoes chopped and peeled

kraft macaroni and cheese (or any brand powdered cheese type mac and cheese), cream cheese, cubed, milk, butter, velveeta cheese, cubed (or any brand processed cheese spread), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, seasoning salt, parsley, garlic powder (optional), shredded cheddar cheese, for topping (optional), paprika

ground meat, rotel tomatoes, carton sour cream, onion, chopped, noodles (any type ), cheddar cheese

beef brisket, sweet paprika, chili powder, ground cumin, dark brown sugar, salt, dried oregano, granulated sugar, ground black pepper, white pepper, cayenne pepper, onion, sliced, shiner bock beer (or any dark ale), barbecue sauce

beef broth, sliced mushrooms, ground chuck, cooked,drained and crumbled, dry red wine, carrot, sliced thinly, onion, chopped, water, dry pasta, any shape