380 boy illinois suppe Recipes

oh boy.. bacon roll-ups, cream cheese w/chives, milk, mixed grain sandwich bread, bacon cut in halves, combine milk and cheese., stir to spreading consistency., spread about 2 tsp on each side of bread, thin cut in, bread in half (2 pieces)., roll bread and wrap with bacon., place on broiler pan ., bake at 350f for 30 minutes or until bacon browns., these freeze well ., thaw before cooking .

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

andouille links cut on the bias into 2-inch slices, flour, olive oil, onion, cut into 1-inch rings, green pepper, cut into 1-inch rings, essence , recipe follows, veal reduction, creole mustard, french bread loafs, spilt in half, slaw, zap potato chips, omar pies, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme

rice flour, korean chile flakes (kucho karo), cold soda water, cleaned soft shell crabs , primes or hotels, baguettes or hoagies, lightly toasted, rice wine vinegar, korean chile flakes, salt, sugar, head napa cabbage , 1/2-inch slices (about 6 cups), carrots, peeled , 2-inch fine julienne, garlic, thinly sliced , 1/16-inch

softshell crabs, cleaned, flour, oil for frying, french bread baguettes, mayonnaise, creole tomato , cut into 1/4-inch slices, shredded lettuce, potato chips

olive oil, southwestern spice , recipe follows, flank steak , about 2 lb, french bread, creole mustard, poblano pepper , roasted, peeled and seeded, tomatillos , roasted, green onions , roasted, head of garlic , roasted, beef steak tomato, quartered, juice of 2 limes, minced garlic, corn tortillas , cut into thin strips, guacamole, cilantro creme fraiche, chili powder, ground cumin, paprika, black pepper, ground coriander, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, crushed red pepper, salt, dried oregano, chili powder, ground cumin, paprika, black pepper, ground coriander, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, crushed red pepper, salt, dried oregano

onions, celery, leeks, shrimp shells, roasted blue crab bodies, flounder bones, sherry, peppercorns, bay leaves, light chicken stock, unsalted butter, chopped celery, chopped onions, white wine, chicken base, bay leaf, lemon juice, mixed salt and freshly ground black pepper, hot sauce , such as tabasco, crab claw meat , picked well, chopped green onions, chopped fresh parsley, crushed butter crackers or wafer crackers, such as captain s, four 6- to 8-inch soft white rolls, unsalted butter, peeled and deveined (16-20 count) shrimp, gulf fish pieces, u-10 sea scallops, salt and freshly ground black pepper, roasted corn kernels, roma tomatoes , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, garlic, minced, red pepper flakes, white wine, black mussels, oysters, full snow crab cluster, basil butter

mayonnaise, hot sauce, red pepper, white pepper, salt, canola oil, for frying, oysters, shrimp, flour , for dredging, pickle slices, roll, halved, lemon

oysters, shucked (recommended : bbq oysters from hog island), crumbled blue cheese, or more or less to taste, winter orange bbq sauce , recipe follows, sweet san francisco baguette, organic baby romaine lettuce, organic tomato, salt and pepper

recipe vietnamese bbq pork meatballs , recipe follows, french bread , cut in 1/2 lengthwise, green onions , thinly sliced on the diagonal, vietnamese pickled carrots , recipe follows, jalapeno and/or serrano or thai chiles, thinly sliced, nuoc cham sauce , recipe follows, good quality mayonnaise , optional, fresh cilantro sprigs, for garnish , optional, fresh mint sprigs, for garnish , optional, lean pork meat , such as loin, trimmed of any gristle or membranes and cut into small dice, chopped shallots, minced garlic, sugar, vietnamese fish sauce (nuoc nam), freshly ground black pepper, short-grain glutinous rice , such as sushi rice, pork fat, cubed, vegetable oil, bamboo skewers , soaked in warm water for at least 30 minutes, carrots, peeled and thinly sliced on the diagonal, rice vinegar, sugar, salt, garlic cloves, minced or crushed, fresh red chile pepper, seeded and minced, sugar, fresh lime juice, rice vinegar, nuoc nam (vietnamese fish sauce), water, shredded carrot

bone-in pork shoulder, salt, freshly ground black pepper, egg, fresh lime juice, creole or other whole grain mustard, chili paste, sesame oil, vegetable oil, french bread (about 24 inches long), julienne carrots, julienne cucumbers, (peeled and seeded ), chopped scallions ( green onions), loosely packed fresh cilantro leaves, fresh jalapeno, thinly sliced

pork tenderloins, trimmed, apple cider, sugar, salt, pork magic seasoning, creole mustard, feet long) aluminum foil, bamboo skewers , soaked in water for 30 minutes, onions, sliced into 1-inch rounds, red cabbage, shredded, green cabbage, shredded, vidalia onion dressing, carrot, shredded, butter, haco swiss fond lis (brown gravy), water, french bread pistolettes, halved, a viewer , who may not be a professional cook, provided this recipe. the food network kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe and therefore, we cannot make representation as to the results.

any flavor pizza (or spaghetti) sauce, grated parmesan cheese, chopped pepperoni, minced onion, chopped green pepper, shredded mozzarella chesse (more if you like )

cornstarch, kosher salt, cayenne pepper, eggs, panko breadcrumbs, shrimp, peeled and deveined, mayonnaise, minced shallot, minced dill pickle, minced parsley, tomato paste, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, vegetable oil, tomatoes, head iceberg lettuce, hoagie rolls

all-purpose flour, egg whits, lightly beaten, water, dry bread crumbs, shucked oysters, drained, oil, shredded iceberg lettuce, tartar sauce, lemon juice, sliced smoked ham, thick) tomato slices, hoagie rolls with sesame seeds, split and lightly toasted, lemon wedges

real bacon bits, sour cream, mayonnaise, tomatoes diced (i use big boy tomatoes, diced and seeded), lettuce leaves, crackers

day-old fench bread or baguette (if you live somewhere you can get good puffy, airy, po-boy bread, use that), olive oil, garlic powder, cookie sheets

crusty french bread, split, shrimp, buttermilk, flour, salt , black pepper, cayenne, oil for frying, lettuce, shredded, tomato, sliced, mayonnaise