1415 bowl hwe bap Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

water (70o to 80o), warm milk (70° to 80°), butter, softened, sugar, salt, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, active dry yeast, egg white, lightly beaten, onion, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, butter, frozen mixed vegetables, thawed, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, milk, bacon strips, cooked and crumbled, chicken bouillon granules, seasoned salt, pepper

watermelon, cantaloupe, halved and seeded, honeydew melon, halved and seeded, mandarin oranges, drained, pineapple chunks, drained, halved fresh strawberries, seedless grapes, water, white sugar, grated lemon zest

kielbasa (polish) sausage (such as hillshire farm), cut into 1/2 inch pieces, grape jelly, barbeque sauce

macadamia nuts, cashews, shelled pistachio nuts, dried cranberries

processed cheese (such as velveeta), cubed, bulk spicy pork sausage, hot salsa, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), jalapeno peppers, chopped (optional)

black beans, drained, salsa, ground turkey, salt and ground black pepper to taste, shredded mexican cheese blend

active dry yeast, warm water (110 degrees f/45 degrees cup), salt, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, cornmeal, egg white, water

active dry yeast, white sugar, warm water (110 degrees f), whole wheat flour, bread flour, salt, egg white, water

olive oil, eggs, beaten, black beans, drained and rinsed, avocado, peeled and sliced, salsa, salt and ground black pepper to taste

unsweetened chocolate, butter, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, chopped walnuts

semisweet chocolate, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts

butter, softened, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, milk, vanilla extract

white sugar, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, eggs, milk, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, boiling water

chart house chocolate mousse pie, oreo cookies broken into rough chunks ; use the whole cookie, including the white cream filling, unsalted butter, melted, mousse filling, semi-sweet chocolate bits, egg yolks, egg whites, heavy cream, make the crust : place cookie chunks in the bowl of a food processor and process until you have crumbs. add the melted butter and process again until well mixed., spray a 9-inch spring-form pan with nonstick cooking spray. press the crumb mixture into the bottom of the pan and about 2 inches up the sides., freeze to set while you prepare the mousse filling., make the filling : place the chocolate bits in a heavy glass or ceramic bowl. microwave for 1 minute, then stir and microwave again until the chocolate has melted completely., if you prefer, you can place the chocolate in a bowl over a pot of water that is steaming - but not boiling - and let it melt, stirring occasionally.), stir the egg yolks into the melted chocolate ., place the egg whites in a clean , dry mixing bowl. beat, using a wire whisk, until soft peaks form. fold the egg whites into the chocolate mix, 1 third at a time., place the cream in the mixing bowl you used for the egg whites and, using the wire whisk, beat the cream until it is stiff and not at all grainy. fold the whipped cream into the chocolate mixture., pour the mousse into the reserved crumb crust. freeze again until firm and set, about three or four hours., cut portions cleanly , use a sharp knife. dip the knife into hot water and dry it off before you make each slice.

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, divided, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chopped walnuts, semisweet chocolate chips, marshmallows (see note ), light brown sugar, preheat the oven to 350 degrees f. coat a 9 x 13 baking dish with nonstick cooking spray. in a medium bowl, with an electric beater on medium speed, cream the butter and sugar. add 1 whole egg and 2 egg yolks, reserving the egg whites for later use. beat until well mixed. add the flour, baking powder, and salt; mix until thoroughly combined. spread the mixture into the baking dish and sprinkle with the nuts, chocolate chips, and marshmallows. in another medium bowl, with an electric beater on medium speed, beat the reserved egg whites until stiff peaks form, then fold in the brown sugar. spread over the top of the batter and bake for 30 to 35 minutes, or until golden. remove from the oven and allow to cool, then cut into bars and serve.

this earthy-tasting , full-flavored pork and hominy stew originated in mexico, although it is now extremely popular in the american southwest. this stew is typically accompanied by an assortment of crunchy toppings (each in a small bowl) and warm tortillas. verde means green in spanish and green pozole, not surprisingly, is lighter and more refreshing than red pozole. green pozole is prepared with lots of cilantro, fresh jalapenos, and tomatillos. these ingredients are cooked for a very short time; the flavors are bigger, brighter, and fresher than pozole with red sauce. a slightly different set of garnishes accompanies green pozole as well: diced tomato, diced avocado, and minced jalapeno. in other words, forego the cilantro, oregano, and ancho chile puree garnishes suggested for pozole rojo., stew, bone-in pork picnic shoulder roast , (about 5 lb), salt and ground black pepper, vegetable oil, onions , chopped coarse (about 3 cups), garlic cloves , minced or pressed through a garlic press (about 5 tsp), chopped fresh oregano leaves , or 1 tsp dried mexican oregano, low-sodium chicken broth, hominy , white or yellow, drained and rinsed, verde sauce, tomatillos , husked, washed, and quartered, jalapeno chiles (medium) , stemmed, seeded, and chopped coarse, onion , chopped coarse, water, fresh cilantro leaves and stems (about 5 cups), limes , cut into quarters, head romaine lettuce , sliced crosswise into thin strips, radishes , sliced thin, onion , minced, fresh cilantro leaves , roughly chopped, fresh oregano , or dried mexican oregano, chopped, corn or flour tortillas , warmed