2423 bowl elimination diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

non-fat vanilla frozen yogurt, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, natural chunky peanut butter, reduced-calorie whipped topping (cool whip ), diet fudge topping (optional) or chocolate fudge topping (optional)

cinnamon tea bags, swiss miss diet cocoa mix, water, boiled

bran and cranberry muesli, & cranberry muesli (21 day wonder diet: day 4), vegetable oil, skim-milk natural yogurt, egg, self-rising flour, orange rind, finely grated, mixed spice, demerara sugar, low-fat ricotta

muesli , bran & cranberry (21 day wonder diet: day 4), pear, sliced thinly, skim-milk fruit-flavoured yogurt, skim milk

olive oil, stalks asparagus, maitake mushrooms , taken off of the mushroom head, salt, to taste (i use my favorite seasoned salt )

cool whip free, sugar-free jello (1 large box or 2 small boxes), diet soda (see flavor combos above)

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

sugar, diet coke, eggs, beaten, baking cocoa, whole wheat flour, vanilla extract

frozen blueberries or 16 oz frozen mixed berries, butter recipe cake mix, diet 7-up (wild berry plus), walnuts, chopped (optional)

reduced-sugar chocolate cake mix or 1 (18 oz) box reduced-sugar yellow cake mix, vanilla extract, egg whites, diet soda

chocolate fudge cake mix with pudding, egg whites, diet coke, chocolate cool whip, sugar-free instant chocolate fudge pudding mix, chocolate milk

boiling water, fat free sugar-free gelatin mix, any flavor, cold water, assorted summer fruit (watermelon balls, honeydew balls, banana slices, strawberry slices), watermelon, bowl (see tip )

beer (recommended : lakefront brewery), water or stock, uncooked bratwurst links, roasted red pepper puree , recipe follows, parmesan cheese bowls with mixed greens , recipe follows, pan-roasted herbed layered potatoes , recipe follows

i have been eating quaker oats since i was a child , and quaker is my favorite choice, cook amount of your choice of rolled oats for number of bowls to be served, butter, brown sugar, dried cranberries, broken walnuts, cream , when you can, grated orange rind (think i will try this next)