1521 better better Recipes

better than fries, cut potatoes almost all the way through , drizzle olive oil, butter, salt & pepper over top & bake 425f for about 40 minutes., i have made these many times... using flavored cream cheese. great hit with all .

ground mild italian sausage, russet potatoes, thinly sliced or peeled and diced, crushed red pepper flakes, olive oil, white onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, real bacon pieces, water, divided, better than bouillon chicken base, fresh kale, stemmed and torn, heavy cream, salt and pepper, shredded pecorino romano cheese (optional) or parmesan cheese (optional)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

be made in a bread machine on dough setting , or by hand. but you have to bake in the oven., butter, lard or dripping, soft brown sugar or caster sugar, plain all purpose flour (or better with strong white bread flour - that s what i tend to use for better results), dried yeast or if making by hand then add some of the water to the yeast and make into a paste., warm water, salt

whole wheat flour, ground oats, ground flax seeds, sugar, baking powder, nutmeg, salt, almond milk, sweet potato puree, coconut oil

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, seasoning salt, garlic powder, ground black pepper, worcestershire sauce

cocoa powder, vegetable oil, water, stevia powder, sugar, soy milk, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder

make better boxed cake mixes , stir the following ingredients, into a dry cake mix ., flour, sugar, baking powder, prepare as directed on cake mix package but also add, water, egg, vegetable oil, bake as package directs .

frozen tater tots, condensed cream of mushroom soup, condensed cream of chicken soup, green beans , any kind. fresh is better of course, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, seasoning salt, ground beef, cheddar cheese, grated, milk

pizza dough, your favorite recipe, your favorite pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni (the bigger ones work better), canadian bacon, crumbled cooked bacon, ground sausage, garlic flakes or 1 garlic clove

egg, hard boiled and sliced, sliced bread , the better the bread, the better the sandwich, coleslaw , green bean slaw

unsalted butter (room temperature ), light brown sugar (packed), eggs (, room temperature ), unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ( the better the chocolate, the better the cake.), vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda ( does not have a forever shelf life . if in doubt, buy a new box), salt, buttermilk, water (boiling ), unsalted butter (room temperature ), crisco ((like baking soda , criso does not have a forever shelf life.), sugar, chocolate syrup, salt, unsweetened chocolate (, melted and cooled ), vanilla extract (pure), egg yolks (, room temperature ), hot coffee (even if you hate coffee, do not leave this out! the icing will not taste like coffee!)

italian sausage, lean ground beef, olive oil, mushrooms , sliced as thinly as possible, garlic (depends on how ky you like it, i love so i use a lot), red wine (good wine or cooking wine, the better the wine, the better the sauce), italian spices (or if you have fresh italian herbs on hand,use them to your taste, but it does turn out much better), tomato sauce, peeled crushed tomatoes (you can also use fresh tomatoes, but this makes the sauce really watery), tomato paste, parmesan cheese, romano cheese (not totally necessary, but the parmesan is really good), sugar (helps cut the acidity), salt (i ve never really measured on a lot of the stuff, but it sounds about right.)

smoked gouda cheese, shredded, sharp white cheddar cheese, shredded, green onions, chopped, walnuts, chopped, vegetable oil, egg, creole mustard or 1 tbsp any coarse grainy brown mustard, white vinegar, fresh lemon juice, paprika, prepared yellow mustard, salt, tabasco sauce

better for bread white flour, better for bread wheat flour, almond flour (from bulk), wheat bran (from bulk), oat bran (from bulk), wheat germ (from bulk)