9859 best christmas cutout Recipes

  • The Best Christmas Sugar Cutout Cookies
    granulated sugar, egg, softened butter (no margarine!!) and
    5 More
    granulated sugar, egg, softened butter (no margarine!!), orange juice, vanilla, flour, baking powder, powdered sugar, for rolling
    7 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Cutouts with Vanilla Icing
    all purpose flour, baking powder, salt and
    11 More
    all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, unsalted butter, room temperature, sugar, egg, sour cream, vanilla extract, sugar, more) sifted powdered sugar (sifted, then measured), more) whole milk, vanilla extract, colored sugar crystals , sprinkles, and/or decors, food-safe colored markers (such as foodoodler pens; see note*)
    14 ingredients
  • Christmas Cutouts
    butter, softened, sugar, egg, vanilla extract and
    10 More
    butter, softened, sugar, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, sugar, butter, softened, vanilla extract, milk, liquid or paste food coloring, optional
    35 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Surprise Cookies
    butter, softened, creamy peanut butter, brown sugar, sugar and
    7 More
    butter, softened, creamy peanut butter, brown sugar, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, candy bars (snickers or milky way work best), milk chocolate , for drizzle
    27 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Cupcakes
    your favorite cake mix , or your best cake recipe - twice and
    2 More
    your favorite cake mix , or your best cake recipe - twice, cream cheese frosting, sanding sugar
    35 min, 3 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
    3 More
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies
    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt and
    6 More
    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila
    11 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Cutouts Christmas Cutouts
    flour, baking powder, salt, ginger and
    6 More
    flour, baking powder, salt, ginger, white pepper (optional), cinnamon, margarine, sugar, egg, milk
    18 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Cutout Sugar Cookies Christmas Cutout Sugar Cookies
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs and
    3 More
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, eggs, butter (1 1/2 sticks), vanilla extract, colored icing , recipe follows
    50 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Mincemeat Squares Christmas Mincemeat Squares
    whole wheat flour (or use all-purpose) and
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    whole wheat flour (or use all-purpose), oats (not instant ), brown sugar, baking soda, melted butter (or margarine, but butter is best), mincemeat
    40 min, 6 ingredients
  • Best Christmas Brandy Cake Best Christmas Brandy Cake
    sultanas or 250 g thompson seedless grapes, currants and
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    sultanas or 250 g thompson seedless grapes, currants, cherries, halved, whole wheat flour, unsalted butter, sugar, cinnamon, lemon , zest of, eggs, beaten, brandy, jam (i use mixed-fruit ; use your favourite flavour) or 25 g jelly (i use mixed-fruit ; use your favourite flavour)
    11 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas   Spirit  Custard Christmas Spirit Custard
    eggs, flour, milk (use whole for best results), vanilla and
    3 More
    eggs, flour, milk (use whole for best results), vanilla, salt, sugar (heaping), whiskey , to taste
    1 hour , 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls
    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies) and
    4 More
    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter
    1 hour , 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and
    5 More
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grilled Anchovies (or Sardines) with Christmas Limas, Mint and Chili Oil (Mario Batali) Grilled Anchovies (or Sardines) with Christmas Limas, Mint and Chili Oil (Mario Batali)
    christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water and
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    christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water, red onion, thinly sliced, mint, leaves only, extra virgin olive oil plus 1/2 cup, red jalapenos or serrano chilis, seeded and roughly chopped, hot pepper flakes, capers, fresh anchovies (or sardines), red wine vinegar, head frisee lettuce, washed and spun dry
    9 hour 5 min, 10 ingredients




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