14 back cranberry Recipes

brown sugar, sugar, plain low-fat yogurt or 1 (8 oz) container low-fat vanilla yogurt, egg whites, vegetable oil, prune baby food, milk, vanilla, cinnamon, flour, baking soda, salt (optional), oats (i used 1/2 quick and 1/2 old fashioned), dried cranberries or 1 cup raisins

paprika, salt, fennel seed, pepper, onion powder, caraway seeds, ground allspice, garlic powder, rubbed sage, pork baby back ribs, fresh or frozen cranberries, thawed, dark brown sugar, cider vinegar, sweet onion, chopped, ketchup

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

water, chicken carcass (or a few chicken backs), onion, peeled and halved, stalk celery, roughly cut, green bell pepper, in chunks, peppercorns, bay leaf, nutmeg, coarse sea salt, whole garlic cloves, peeled (smash em up if you want), head green cabbage, chopped into 2 inch pieces (or however you want, really), cooked romano cheese or 1 1/2 cups cranberry beans, spaghetti, enough to cover 1 . 5 inches in diameter, broken in half, dried basil

hoisin sauce, jellied cranberry sauce (freeze the leftover in can for next time ), soy sauce, white wine (chardonay, or some other ), honey, garlic salt, chinese five spice powder, pork baby back ribs

pie crust , 9 in pie, sliced peeled apples, fresh cranberries or 2 cups frozen cranberries, sugar, flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, flour, backed brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, butter, chopped pecans

water, chinese 5-spice powder, sugar, kosher salt, baby back pork ribs (about 2 whole racks), onions, cut in half and then sliced 1/4-inch-thick, butter, salt and freshly ground black pepper, canola oil, for cooking, onion, diced, chopped garlic, light brown sugar, sweetened dried cranberries, cranberry juice, rice wine vinegar, chopped chipotle chili pepper (canned peppers in adobe sauce works best), salt and freshly ground black pepper

pork back ribs , cut lengthwise across bones in half (have butcher do this), whole cranberry sauce, hoisin sauce, ground fresh chili paste (available in oriental section of supermarket), salt, ground black pepper

brown sugar, ground cumin, paprika, salt, pork baby back ribs, cut into serving-size pieces, onion, chopped, garlic clove, minced, canola oil, ground ginger, salt, pepper, fresh or frozen cranberries, water, orange juice, brown sugar, red wine vinegar, molasses, chipotle peppers in adobo sauce, adobo sauce

sunflower seeds, pine nuts, pumpkin seeds, raisins, dried sweetened cranberries

thick-cut bacon , such as niman ranch, baby arugula, granny smith apple, peeled and diced, toasted walnut halves, coarsely chopped (see note ), dried cranberries, blue cheese , such as roquefort, crumbled, good apple cider vinegar, grated orange zest, freshly squeezed orange juice, dijon mustard, pure maple syrup, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, olive oil

baby back rib rack , brined overnight, ponzu sauce or 1 cup rice wine vinegar, minced ginger, red onions, sliced, cranberries, washed, dried, brown sugar, salt, black pepper, canola oil