968 awesome fail Recipes

rolled oats, shredded coconut, pumpkin seeds, flax seeds, sesame seeds, whole almonds (or other nut), sea salt, cinnamon, vanilla, honey, natural peanut butter, brown sugar, dried cranberries (or other dried fruit)

sour cream, mayonnaise, cream cheese, room temperature, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped onion, diced green pepper, tomato, seeded and diced, bacon , cooked crisp, cooled and drained, garlic powder, black pepper , to taste, shredded lettuce (to garnish ) (optional)

warm water, active dry yeast, shortening, sugar, salt, flour

ground beef, shredded cabbage (angel hair if you can find it), shredded carrot, salt and pepper, garlic powder, egg roll wrap, egg, canola oil (for frying ), grey poupon dijon mustard

potatoes, peeled and cubed, milk, butter, melted, bacon, diced, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, lasagna noodles, shredded cheddar cheese, salt and pepper, sour cream, chopped fresh chives

whole boneless chicken breasts, light soy sauce, cooking wine or 1 tbsp dry sherry, drops sesame oil, flour, cornstarch, water, baking powder, baking soda, brown sugar, vegetable oil, water, hoisin sauce, brown sugar, dark soy sauce, vegetable oil, garlic cloves, minced, cornstarch, green onion , thinly slice, toasted sesame seeds, peanut oil (for frying )

baking potatoes, onion, garlic cloves, paprika, salt, pepper, white wine, olive oil

garlic clove, minced, vegetable oil, minced fresh ginger, red curry paste (1 for medium 2 for hot ), coconut milk (unsweetened, not lite ), water, salt, stalk lemongrass , first outer layer removed cut in half, fish sauce, brown sugar, boneless skinless chicken breasts, cubed, pineapple chunks, drained, chopped green onion

seasoned bread crumbs, grated dry parmesan cheese (romano is a good choice, also), minced parsley (i use dried to save effort), minced garlic, salt, fresh ground pepper, ground beef (not too lean), eggs, ketchup , to taste

green beans (i use french style- absorbs the flavor best), bacon, cooked and crumbled, onion, thinly sliced, apple cider vinegar (depending on the amount of vinegar flavor you like)

collard greens (or 1/2 collards, 1/2 kale), onion, chopped, prepared salsa or 1 chopped tomato, garlic cloves, chopped, water, cider vinegar, salt , to taste, hot sauce , to taste

pork tenderloin, soy sauce, hoisin sauce (oriental), dry sherry, peanut oil, honey, light brown sugar, garlic salt, cinnamon

pork and beans, brown sugar, barbecue sauce, pork chops, brown sugar, ketchup, mustard

sliced apples, sugar, flour, cinnamon, water (i may try omitting the next time), lemon juice (optional), rolled oats, flour, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, melted butter

minced garlic, minced peeled fresh ginger, soy sauce, brown sugar, creamy peanut butter, vegetable oil, rice vinegar, carrots, peeled ,cut into matchsticks, red bell pepper, seeded ,cut into matchsticks, yellow bell pepper, seeded ,cut into matchsticks, sliced red cabbage, sliced green cabbage, chopped cilantro, green onions , cut into matchsticks

ground cardamom, ground ginger, cinnamon, ground nutmeg or 1/2 tsp grated nutmeg, condensed milk (sweetened or unsweetened ), strong black tea (regular or decaf) or herbal tea (regular or decaf)

italian sausage, ground beef, onion, chopped, garlic clove, minced, sliced mushrooms, salt, dry red wine, spaghetti sauce, tomato paste, tomato sauce, lasagna noodles, uncooked, egg, slightly beaten, ricotta cheese or 2 cups cottage cheese, grated parmesan cheese, parsley flakes, fresh ground black pepper, mozzarella cheese, shredded