6141 amarena eisbecher amarenakirschen adults only Recipes

van camp s pork n beans ((the only brand i will use), maple syrup (or to taste), mustard, onion,chopped, brown sugar

van camp s pork n beans ((the only i will use), maple syrup, mustard, ketchup, brown sugar

light cane sugar, finely ground, egg white, almond flour, almond essence, whole pecans (optional) or amarena cherry, for decorating (optional)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cream of coconut, frozen lemonade concentrate, unsweetened pineapple juice, vodka, lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage

grapefruit, sliced in half, sugar, cinnamon, maraschino cherry (optional)

flour, quick-cooking rolled oats, toasted wheat germ, baking powder, baking soda, salt, brown sugar , packed, peanut butter, egg, milk, toasted wheat germ, for topping, butter or jelly or honey or peanut , for spreading

tequila (good quality ), lime juice, curacao (such as triple sec), creme de cassis, club soda, lime slice (to garnish )

dry cider or 1 (12 oz) can non-alcoholic beer, sharp canadian cheddar cheese, grated, cornstarch, softened butter, dry english-style mustard, worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, heavy whole wheat bread or 1 (1 lb) loaf crusty rye bread, cut into 1 cubes,cut so each cube has a bit of crust and air dry for 2 hours

almond halves, toasted, pear halves in natural juice, preferably canned (for authenticity), angelica , cut into 1/8 inch by 2 inches (crystalized candy)

white chocolate, chopped, pure vanilla extract, milk, heavy cream, brandy (optional), candy cane

turkey bacon , for the kids, mesclun salad dressed with vinaigrette, for the adults, quality whole wheat bread, peanut butter , for kids, plumped up raisins , dried cranberries or sliced bananas, for kids, fresh mozzarella , for adults, anchovies , capers and torn basil, for adults, eggs, lightly beaten, butter, olive oil, garlic

whole wheat pita bread (6 inch diameter), pork and beans in tomato sauce, sliced mushrooms (use on adults), sliced green olives (use on adults), pepperoni, sliced (optional), dried oregano leaves, shredded mozzarella cheese

pasta frolla dough , recipe follows, partially baked tart shell , recipe follows, raspberry preserves or jam, apricot preserves or jam, pastry cream , recipe follows, preserved amarena cherries, egg, beaten, apricot glaze , recipe follows, pastry cream : crema pasticceria, milk, sugar, fine strips lemon zest, egg yolks, salt, unbleached all-purpose flour, vanilla extract or 3/4 tsp vanilla and 1 1/2 to 2 tbsp rum, unsalted butter, best-quality apricot jam or preserves, water or fresh lemon juice

red wine , such as cabernet-zinfandel blend, all-purpose flour, sugar, dark cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, soybean vegetable oil, sour cream, whole eggs, vanilla extract, red wine , such as cabernet-zinfandel blend, heavy cream, semisweet chocolate couverture, finely chopped, light corn syrup, egg whites, sugar, cabernet wine powder, unsalted butter, softened, amarena cherries

filet of beef (mignon only), white onions, finely chopped, garlic cloves, finely chopped, italian parsley (leaves only ), watercress (leaves only ), cilantro (leaves only ), salt & fresh ground pepper, to taste, dashesof tabasco sauce, worcestershire sauce, fleur de sel sea salt , to taste, white mushroom, peeled, garlic clove, peeled & crushed, watercress (leaves only ), italian parsley (leaves only ), extra virgin olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, aged red wine vinegar, watercress, italian parsley, tarragon, chives, cilantro, chervil

passion fruit frozen concentrate, water, mangos - peeled, seeded, and cubed, vodka