583 absolutely fail Recipes

absolut citron vodka, chambord raspberry liquor, country time lemonade, sugar , for rim, lemon wedge

absolut mandarin vodka, cranberry juice, sprite (splash), orange wedge, cherries

absolut mandarin vodka (1 part ), lite cranberry juice (1 part )

yellow cake mix, apple pie filling, eggs, cinnamon, cardamom, nutmeg, chopped nuts (if desired)

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, carton sour cream, almond extract, lemon extract, orange extract, vanilla extract, amaretto, divided, orange marmalade, apricot preserves, almonds, chopped, blanched, and toasted

absolut mandarin vodka, orange juice, cranberry juice, lime juice, sugar

absolut vodka, banana liqueur, cream, triple sec, maraschino cherry

x-rated fusion liqueur, absolut ruby red vodka, tonic water (splash), grapefruit

butter, softened, soft brown sugar, eggs, beaten, self-raising flour, stoned dates, chopped, boiling water, vanilla essence, instant coffee granules , hot water added to make about 1/3 cup or 1/3 cup strong fresh coffee, bicarbonate of soda, soft brown sugar, butter, double cream (heavy ), pecan nuts, roughly chopped

whole oats, chopped nuts (pecans are preferred in my house), all-purpose flour, chocolate chips, eggs, beaten, corn syrup (or honey if you prefer), cooking oil, dark brown sugar

cook and serve vanilla pudding mix, chunk fruit cocktail, drain and save juice, pineapple chunks, drain and save juice, mandarin orange, drain and save juice, bananas, sliced

ground beef, egg, evaporated milk, quick oats, chopped onion, salt, chili powder, garlic powder, black pepper, liquid smoke, ketchup, brown sugar, chopped onion, liquid smoke, garlic powder

basmati rice, washed and drained, salt, green cardamoms, cinnamon , pieces (small piece.), bay leaves, black urad dal, washed and soaked overnight in water, salt, baking soda, slightly salted butter (i used the butter) or 1/2 cup ghee (i used the butter), ginger-garlic paste, turmeric powder, red chili powder, low-fat plain yogurt, whisked, tomatoes, peeled and chopped, green chili, chopped, coriander leaves, chopped, green chilies , slit, tomato, peeled and sliced, onions, peeled and thinly sliced and fried in oil, garam masala powder

absolut mandarin vodka, coconut rum (i use malibu), pineapple juice, sprite

frozen precooked meatballs, thawed, ketchup, grape jelly, sriracha sauce (optional) or 1 tbsp hot chili sauce (optional), garlic powder, onion flakes

water, bread flour, nonfat dry milk powder, salt, butter, apricot jam, chopped dried apricot, fast rise yeast or 2 tsp active dry yeast

absolut mandarin vodka, unsweetened grapefruit juice , white not ruby, ice, club soda , to taste (optional), white grapefruit, mandarin orange

all-purpose flour, ground ginger, baking soda, ground cinnamon, salt, chopped crystallized ginger, dark brown sugar, vegetable shortening, room temperature, unsalted butter, room temperature, egg, mild-flavored light molasses, turbinado sugar (a.k.a. sugar in the raw) (optional)