19 yourself sauce Recipes

fresh ginger, chopped, red onion, chopped, hot chili-garlic sauce, fish sauce, lime zest, lime juice, brown sugar, ground coriander, cumin

cream cheese, softened (depending on how crabby you want them), crab, cooked , picked, and flaked, green onions, chopped, worcestershire sauce, juice from 1/2 lemon, hot sauce (ie rooster or tabasco), fresh ground black pepper, wonton wrappers, peanut oil for frying

dry navy beans (or other dried white bean of your choice), rinsed, soaked and simmered anddrained, per package directions, onion, finely diced, bacon, uncooked, and diced, tomato sauce (about 14 oz or so), ketchup, water (add more toward end of cooking if needed), molasses, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, dry mustard, cayenne pepper(to taste..we like a bit of a kick to em, salt and pepper to taste, but start with a tsp, each, then add to taste, cus they re beans...they need

white flour tortillas (low carb okay, cardboard texture best, additive-enhanced), velveeta cheese, pace picante sauce (mild , cuz idahoans can tsp tolerate spicy)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

garlic cloves, oil, light soya sauce (quantity depends on the quality of soya sauce), ginger, chopped, coconut milk, thick, peanuts , roasted, chrushed (if posssible, roast the yourself!), lemon juice, sugar, chili, ground, peanuts , roasted, chrushed (for topping)

fresh ginger, chopped, red onion, chopped, hot chili-garlic sauce, fish sauce, lemon zest, lemon juice, brown sugar, ground coriander, cumin, turmeric

whole wheat elbow macaroni, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, skim milk, warmed for 1 minute in the microwave, low-fat sharp cheddar cheese, shredded (about 2 1/4 cups), worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ground nutmeg, whole wheat bread crumbs

sharp cheddar cheese , grated - do it yourself and do not use the pre-grated cheese, diced pimentoes with juice (but pick out the seeds), mayo - about 3 heaping tbsp, black pepper , to taste, celery seed , 1/4 tsp, hot sauce

boned and skinned chicken breasts, about 4 oz each, seasoned bread crumbs, grated parmesan cheese, black pepper, flour , all-purpose, egg whites, lightly beaten, olive oil, spaghetti, cooked and drained (about 8 oz raw ), pasta sauce (make it yourself or bought), shredded mozzarella cheese, diced tomato (optional), chopped basil, fresh or dried basil leaves

macaroni noodles, mayo, milk, teriyaki sauce (see my recipe if you want to make it yourself), carrots shredded, green onion chopped fine, pepper

cooked king prawns, peeled (tails left intact), deveined, avocados, cut into 2cm cubes , lightly salted and drizzled with lime juice, u>the cocktail saucesauce (preferably 1 you made yourself), whole-egg mayonnaise (i use thomy at home), teasp worcestershire sauce, teasp tabasco, or, preferably , your own favourite louisiana-style hot sauce, lime, juiced

ground beef (80% lean), onion, chopped, pizza sauce, pillsbury refrigerated crusty french loaf (other brands should be fine ), shredded italian cheese blend (you can mix cheeses yourself), pepperoni slices (don tsp have to use this & will still taste good), egg, water

ketchup, brown sugar, vegetable oil, vinegar, salt and pepper, garlic powder (optional), cayenne pepper (optional)

fully cooked chicken (prepared yourself or store bought), seedless grapes, halved, diced celery, diced onion, craisins (any flavor ), mayonnaise, dijon mustard, honey, ranch dressing, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, milk, salt & pepper

grilled chicken (prepared yourself or use the frozen fully cooked chicken from the membership clubs), cheesy ragu low-fat alfredo sauce, ready to eat julienne cut sun-dried tomatoes (use 1/2 bag), fettuccine pasta, pine nuts, fresh lemon, salt and pepper (to flavor)

soft tofu (silken-style if you can), deli turkey , torn into bits, mushroom stems and pieces (or more !), teriyaki sauce (i ended up using garlic flavored because that s all we had left), house of tsang sweet ginger sesame hibachi marinade , but i m sure any homemade ginger-onion-soy sauce will do, china bowl select five-spice powder (or to make it yourself, a combination of equal parts powdered fennel, anise, ginger, licorice root,)