9716 you gotta kidding Recipes

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

corn tortilla chips, i like to use 2 different colors, ie. 1 bag yellow and 1 bag blue corn chips, vine-ripe tomatoes, seeded and chopped, jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped (adjust to your heat level), white onion, chopped, cilantro leaf, finely chopped, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, chopped, onion, chopped, jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped, ground sirloin, salt, dark chili powder, cumin, red hot sauce (or up to 1 tsp., adjust to your heat level.), black beans, drained, butter (i use unsalted ), flour, whole milk, monterey jack pepper cheese, shredded, sour cream (optional), avocados, sliced (optional) or 1 guacamole (optional), black olives, sliced (optional), scallion, chopped (optional), hot sauce (optional)

softened butter, mayonnaise, minced garlic, grated parmesan cheese, smoked paprika, red pepper flakes, onion powder, garlic powder, fresh coarse ground black pepper, chopped fresh parsley leaves, kosher salt, french bread

coarse ground beef, beef broth, chopped onions, garlic powder, beef bouillon granules, divided, tomato sauce, paprika, cayenne pepper, black pepper, chili powder, cumin, onion powder, salt, sugar, garlic salt, instant chicken bouillon granules, lime juice

extra lean ground beef, salsa, ready-to-use refrigerated pie crusts (2 crust ), kraft tex-mex light cheese, shredded

pecan-crusted chicken tenders, saltine crackers, finely crushed, pecans, ground, paprika, salt, pepper, egg white, vegetable cooking spray, chicken tenders, all-purpose flour

canola cooking spray, thoroughly beaten egg (use whisk if you have 1), fat-free milk (canned is fine ), vanilla extract, cinnamon, multi grain loaf bread , cut 1 inch thick on the diagonal, sliced banana, chopped and toasted pecans, sugar-free pancake syrup, powdered sugar (optional)

thank you berry munch girl scout cookies, cranberries - fresh sliced, or dried or craisins, two eggs slightly beaten, three tbsp sugar, vanilla, grated orange peel, cinnamon, milk, cook and serve vanilla pudding, two cups of milk for making the pudding, milk for thinning the pudding

wagon wheel macaroni (you can use anything, but kids really like this pasta), butter, flour, low sodium chicken broth, milk, powdered milk, morton natural seasoning (or salt and pepper), dry mustard, cracker barrel extra-sharp cheddar cheese, grated (i used the whole stick of cheese, but i don tsp remember the oz), american cheese, parmesan cheese, grated

carrot, peeled and sliced, butter, maple syrup, salt, pepper

eggs, milk, saltine crackers, finely crushed, onion, chopped, salt, sage, pepper, ground chuck or 1 1/2 lbs ground sirloin, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce

italian stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, parsley, chopped, garlic cloves, salt, dried oregano, black pepper, onion, chopped, white wine

butter, brown sugar, white sugar, pineapple rings, canned (reserve the pineapple juice), melted butter, oil, white sugar, sour cream, eggs, milk, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, cuppineapple juice, dark rum

softened butter, mayonnaise, minced garlic, grated parmesan, smoked paprika, red pepper flakes, onion powder, garlic powder, coarsely ground black pepper, chopped fresh parsley leaves, kosher salt

xtra large hardboiled eggs, real mayo, milk, white vinegar, instant chicken bouillon - substitution of bouillon cubes is okay. just break it up ., ground/dry mustard, sugar, dill relish (optional, but actually taste better than it sounds so try it once ), garnish with paprika and sliced black olive. you can also put a tiny sprig of parsley to make pretty. hehe

baking potatoes, cheddar cheese, shredded, french onion dip (8 oz), unsalted butter, room temperature, green onions, thinly sliced , including the green part, louisiana hot sauce, salt and pepper to taste

dried cherries, water, white chocolate chips, vanilla candy bark, chopped red or green pistachios

all-purpose flour, cornmeal, powdered milk, sugar, baking powder, salt, shortening