20 wit Recipes

beer, preferably light and acidic (belgian wit or a summer seasonal), lemon juice, onion, minced, garlic, minced, whole black peppercorn, butter, salt , to taste

ice cubes, peach flavored vodka, grapefruit flavored vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, sweetened lime juice, lime wedges, lime twist

you need a 1 lb steak , cut fairly thick., marinade, fish sauce, tamarind concentrate mixed with, water, lime juice, chopped thai chile peppers, mix the marinade , coat the steak with it and marinade it for at least 3 hours. the steak is then barbequed, broiled or grilled until on the rare side of medium rare, cut into half inch thick strips and the strips cut into bite sized pieces. the meat can be kept cool until just before you want to eat., remaining ingredients, fish sauce, lime juice, chopped shallots, chopped coriander/cilantro (including the roots if possible), chopped mint leaves, khao koor (see below ), freshly roasted/fried sesame seeds, freshly ground dried red chilis ., khao koor, get a medium sized wok fairly hot , and add a couple of tbsp of uncooked jasmine rice. keep in movement until the rice starts to turn golden brown. remove from the heat and allow to cool. grind to a fairly coarse powder in a spice mill, or a mortar and pestle, or a pepper mill or a good clean coffee grinder (all of these work well but keep in mind that a coffee grinder tends to grind too fine--the powder should retain some texture ) we also offer ready-made khao koor in premium quality hand brand.

boneless rib-eye steaks (freeze and use meat slicer to thinnest cut), crusty italian rolls (sliced lengthwise to form a cradle, similar to a hot dog bun.), spanish onion (diced , wit), soya oil, cheez whiz, sauteed mushroom (optional), sauteed red & green sweet pepper (optional)

mussels , scrubbed and de-bearded, clams , scrubbed, garlic cloves, minced, shallot, minced, olive oil, fresh lime juice, beer , belgian pale ale, wit, saison preferably, red curry paste, fish sauce, lemon zest, fresh ginger, sweetened coconut , to taste, fresh basil or cilantro, to taste

gmgolden caster sugar, butter , diced, eggs, vanilla essence, thick milk, golden syrup, self raising flour, cocoa pwd, cream, a bowl of fresh blueberries, sugar, fresh lemon juice, vanilla extract, cornflour

mache salad or curly endive, potato bacon dressing, bacon, chopped, potato, peeled and cut into small cubes, tb white vinegar, tb olive oil, shallot, minced, garlic glove, minced, s +p

directions included, grass-fed chicken breast (bone & skin on ), organic red pepper, stalks of organic asparagus, organic onion, organic garlic, water, organic cooked wild rice, organic cooked long grain rice, celtic sea salt and pepper to taste, in a roasting pan , oven roast 1 bone-in, skin-on chicken breast with 4 crushed cloves of garlic and 1 chopped onion on 400 until the pan has lightly caramelized. add 10 stalks of asparagus (cut in 1 segments) and 1 chopped red pepper for the last 15 minutes of roasting. remove from oven and let the chicken breast cool. put 3 cups of water in the roaster with the vegetables and be sure to let all the caramelization form the broth. dump this into a soup pot. add another 4 cups of water. shred the chicken breast and add it to the soup. add 1 cup of frozen cooked wild rice and 1 cup of frozen cooked long grain rice. simmer for 30 minutes, salt & pepper to taste.

tomatoes, garlic oil, divided, dried oregano, kosher salt, whole-grain baguette , cut into 24 slices, or 12 pieces whole-grain bread, cut in half, sliced serrano ham (about 24 slices; see note ), serrano ham is full-flavored , savory dry-cured ham made from specific breeds of white pigs. it is traditionally enjoyed very thinly sliced, like its italian cousin prosciutto, notes: garlic oil is oil that has been infused with fresh garlic. we like to use it for salad dressings, as dipping oil with crusty bread, in marinades or to simply drizzle over steamed vegetables

thanks to slice of life on facebook, grilled peach , chicken & goat cheese salad with honey white balsamic dressing, ingredients, mixed salad greens, washed and ready to use, yellow peaches, slightly firm to the touch, toasted hazelnuts, roughly chopped, chopped cooked rotisserie chicken breast, fresh goat cheese, olive oil, white balsamic vinegar, honey, tiny pinch of sea salt

chicken breasts, boneless : 100 g, virgin olive oil : 20 ml, fresh lemon juice : 10 ml, fresh rosemary, minced : 05 g, garlic, minced : 02 g, salt : to taste, black pepper : 01 g, wheat flour : 100 g, white flour : 50 g, clarified butter : 10 g, red chili powder : 01 g, turmeric powder : 01 g, cumin seeds : 01 g, carom seeds : 01 g, vegetable oil : for fried, salt : to taste, fresh coriander : 50 g, fresh mint : 50 g, wasabi powder : 01 g, lime juice : 10 ml, sugar : 02 g, salt : to taste, oil : 50 ml, yogurt : 50 g, cumin seeds : 01 g

lovely butternut squash soup with caramelized onions and apples, heart-healthy recipe ), ribs of celery,chopped, carrot,peeled and chopped, olive oil, butternut squash,peeled and seeded, garlic,minced, fresh oregano,chopped, water , more maybe needed, salt and pepper to taste (if desired), curry powder (more or less to taste), onion,large dice, granny smith apple,peeled and cored large dice, non-fat yogurt (optional), fresh dill,washed (optional), green onions (optional), in a soup pot , saute the onion, celery and carrot in the oil over medium heat until the onion is golden, about 5 to 6 minutes., add the squash and garlic cooking 5 minutes, stirring., add the oregano and stock and simmer about 15 minutes or until the veggies are soft., while the soup is cooking , place a saute pan at medium-high heat with 1/2 tsp of olive oil and saute the diced onions., cut the apple into a large dice and when the onions are golden, add to the pan, toss sauteing 2 to 3 minutes., add the curry and cook 1 minute. remove from the heat, add the dill (optional) and set aside., place all of the cooked veggies (except the curried onions and apple mix) and liquid from the pot in a blender or food processor and blend until smooth. more stock may be needed to adjust consistency., return to the soup pot and add the curried onion and apple. simmer for 2 minutes. season to taste and adjust consistency. serve hot or chilled., garnish with a dollop of yogurt and a sprig of fresh dill or onion tops.

good neighbor recipe, tongue (that does not slander), mind (full of tolerance), ears (closed to gossip), eyes (overlooking other folk s faults), heart (generous and kind), hands (extended to help others), wit , smiles, sunny disposition and cheerfulness, blend together and form into 1 being., remember not only our enjoyment of good food , but also our sense of humor, for 1 without the other would be a dull existence., food for thought, old proverb about an eye for an eye could leave everyone blind., what a grand world this would be if we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings ., it is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them., swallow your pride occasionally ; it s non-fattening., be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter., a wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip ., advice is like castor oil ; easy to give, but very difficult to take., count your blessings and share with those who have so much less., all living creatures , human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to., why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over, what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul., if the tv and the refrigerator weren tsp so far apart, some of us wouldn tsp get any exercise at all., some people are like blisters. they don tsp show up until the work is done ., arabian stuffed camel, first , procure a camel: with 1 hump or two, depending upon the size of your party., prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed ., clean about twelve good sized smelts , leaving the heads on., dress eight or nine three lb chickens. bake the chickens., choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on., next , take your camel and do him in. clean and dress intact., then , stuff the eggs into the fish. stuff the fish into the chickens. stuff the chickens into the sheep. stuff the sheep into the camel., roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce., this is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste., serves 200 people and innumerable dogs and children

manwich sloppy joe mix (good for 1 lb. ground beef, i don tsp use manwich, the site threw that in there for some reason, i jus), lean ground beef (i use the 96/4 from trader joe s, nutrition is based on using 96/4 ), onion (chopped ), green onions, crushed tomatoes (with basil, or the equivalent with fresh crushed or diced peeled tomatoes and a bit of chopped basil), cheddar cheese soup (undiluted , campbell s healthy request only if you want the recipe low fat), fresh mint leaves (chopped , or a small handful... to taste), sea salt (to taste), hot sauce (i use trader joe s jalapeno... to taste depending on how spicy you like your food.... i like mine wi), rotini pasta (low carb, dreamfield s pasta can be found at ralph s for about $2.50 a box. each serving is 2oz. wit)

russet potatoes, olive oil, half-and-half, warmed, fresh parsley, minced, scallions, thinly sliced, parmesan cheese, grated, dijon mustard, mayonnaise, egg yolk, oil, minced onions, red or green pepper, minced, unsalted butter, cubed, tomato paste, worchestershire sauce, old bay seasoning, cayenne, shrimp, peeled deveined and chopped, pasteurized lump crab meat (6 oz), monterrey jack or farmer s cheese, grated

self-rising white flour, baking powder, sugar, baking soda, unsalted butter, buttermilk, flour for dusting, chocolate gravy, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, unbleached all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, cornstarch , optional, cocoa, sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, milk

extra-virgin olive oil, onion , minced, fennel bulb , trimmed, cored , and cut into thin strips, red bell pepper , cored and sliced thin, chorizo sausage , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, red pepper flakes, salt and ground black pepper, garlic cloves , minced, dry white wine, diced tomatoes, clam juice, cod fillets , cut into 2-inch pieces

chicken stock (*alternatively you can make your own stock from the unused turkey parts ), wild rice, butter (1 tbsp for rice and 3 tbsp for sauteing), sausage, casing removed, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and small diced, white onion, chopped, olive oil , if needed (approximately as needed to keep the pan oiled), liver , blood vessels removed (we used rabbit for the episode, but you can use turkey and/or chicken s), stalks celery, roughly chopped, chopped fresh thyme leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), fresh sage leaves, minced, chopped fresh marjoram leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), chopped fresh parsley leaves, salt and pepper, eggs, beaten, olive oil, fresh marjoram, leaves stripped from the stems, anise seed, fresh parsley leaves cut off (and stems reserved for the gravy - below), salt, black pepper, turkey , breast and legs cut away from bones and tendons removed and soaked in cold water with kosher salt (buy the breast and legs pre-boned or ask your butcher to do it), olive oil, garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade, then minced, shallot, minced, sage leaves, minced, bay leaf, ale (such as samuel adams boston lager), chicken stock (or turkey stock you have made), butter (1 stick or 8 tbsp), all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : kitchen twine, leftover turkey parts, water, quartered onion, carrot, cut into chunks, celery stalk, cut into chunks, salt, peppercorns, sachet d epices containing : 1 handful parsley stems, a bay leaf, and 5 or 6 thyme sprigs