9083 who likes thanks gretchen Recipes
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mixed baby or field greens, raisins and14 Moremixed baby or field greens, raisins, sunflower seed kernels, almonds, cucumber, chopped, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, pitted and chopped, clementines or tangerines, juiced(you will need about 1/2 cup of juice), honey (optional), fresh lemon juice, balsamic or red win vinegar, section of shallot, grated (optional), salad oil (olive, sunflower, canola, walnut or any combo to your taste preference), kosher or sea salt and fresh ground black pepper20 min, 16 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil and10 Morepotatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil, low-fat plain yogurt (or light sour cream), vinegar, sliced green onion (whole thing), salt, chopped dill weed, pepper, diced celery, onion powder, garlic powder, light mayonnaise32 min, 13 ingredients
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seafood, your choice (i used a medley) and15 Moreseafood, your choice (i used a medley), cheddar broccoli flavored rice, prepared (5.7 oz. package.), onion, chopped, broccoli, chopped, carrot, sliced, mayonnaise, milk or 1/2 cup half-and-half, cream of celery soup, undiluted, worcestershire sauce, onion powder, pepper, salt, breadcrumbs or crushed cracker, cheddar cheese, shredded, oranges (optional) or 1/2 yellow pepper, chopped (optional), celery, chopped (optional)40 min, 16 ingredients
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Like Blamonge ..... Well Try Flamongecocoa powder, vanilla ice cream, chocolate chips, butter and4 Morecocoa powder, vanilla ice cream, chocolate chips, butter, plain flour, eggs, water, vanilla35 min, 8 ingredients
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Love Bites (Fried Oysters)yummy oysters , like kumamoto and9 Moreyummy oysters , like kumamoto, vegetable or peanut oil, for frying, all-purpose flour, buttermilk, chipotle chile in adobo, mayonnaise, sea urchin (uni), spicy pickles, diced, pomegranate seeds, lemon juice20 min, 10 ingredients
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Like The Real Thing Lone Stars Cheese Ballshredded cheddar cheese, reduced fat cream cheese, butter and6 Moreshredded cheddar cheese, reduced fat cream cheese, butter, onion powder, garlic powder, chopped green chilies, baked nacho tortilla chips crushed, minced fresh cilantro, tortilla chips9 ingredients
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Like Vandecamps Famous Salt-rising Breadmd or large potatoes, tb yellow cornmeal, ts sugar and8 Moremd or large potatoes, tb yellow cornmeal, ts sugar, ts salt, boiling water, warm milk, warm water, ts baking soda, ts salt, tb melted shortening or oil, flour , bread is best30 min, 11 ingredients
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Like Fresh Creamed Cornfrozen shoepeg white corn, *partially thawed and5 Morefrozen shoepeg white corn, *partially thawed, unsalted butter, milk, half and half, salt, black pepper25 min, 6 ingredients
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Like-Homemade Baked Beansbacon strips, diced, chopped onion, pork and beans and3 Morebacon strips, diced, chopped onion, pork and beans, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, ground mustard25 min, 6 ingredients
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even People Who Don't Like Blue Cheese Will Like This"mayonnaise, onions, finely diced, fresh garlic, chopped and7 Moremayonnaise, onions, finely diced, fresh garlic, chopped, fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped, sour cream, fresh lemon juice, vinegar, blue cheese, salt, pepper5 min, 10 ingredients
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Chili- Two Time Cook off Winner.ground beef, onion, green pepper, kidney beans and5 Moreground beef, onion, green pepper, kidney beans, chili beans, tomato juice, bloemers chili base (you can use other brands but i have found bloemers to be the best tasting and thanks to the internet), bloemers chili powder (2-3 package, again bloemers is the best tasting), spaghetti (if you like )1 hour 15 min, 9 ingredients
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Paella for Those Who Don't Like Seafoodchicken (portions and or or pork or both to suite 4 peopl... and10 Morechicken (portions and or or pork or both to suite 4 people, can be breast, leg or thigh), onions, chopped, garlic clove (chopped or crushed or paste), turmeric, chorizo sausage, cooked (or other sausage, plain or spicy) (optional), rice (brown is nice , but does take longer), stock (chicken or herb i.e. caldo ), tomatoes, peeled and chopped (or equivalent such as passata), red pepper (or yellow pepper or green pepper, or all three), peas (or any vegetable) or 1 cup carrot (or any vegetable), salt and pepper (to season)1 hour 45 min, 11 ingredients
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Black Eyed Peas, for Those Who Usually Don't Like Them,black-eyed peas and2 Moreblack-eyed peas, mayonnaise (i sometimes use up to 1/2 cup), salt and pepper, to taste4 min, 3 ingredients
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Quick and Easy Collards for People Who Don't Like Collardscollard greens (about 4 leaves ), margarine and2 Morecollard greens (about 4 leaves ), margarine, chicken bouillon granule, water15 min, 4 ingredients
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Eggs for People Who Don't Like Eggseggs, pizza sauce, red bell pepper, chopped and2 Moreeggs, pizza sauce, red bell pepper, chopped, pancetta, chopped, oil10 min, 5 ingredients
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