22799 turkey rub christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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turkey stock, homemade , with onions, celery, carrots, tu... and10 Moreturkey stock, homemade , with onions, celery, carrots, turkey bones, water a bay leaf, peppercorns, etc, turkey, cooked and diced, onion, diced, carrots, sliced, stalk celery, sliced, mushrooms, sliced, peas, butter, soft, flour, salt and pepper, to taste, potatoes, mashed (leftover )50 min, 11 ingredients
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Turkey Roulade with Spinach and Mushrooms (Emeril Lagasse)boneless turkey breast half , about 3 lb and19 Moreboneless turkey breast half , about 3 lb, extra-virgin olive oil, minced red onion, minced garlic, cremini mushrooms, ends trimmed and thinly sliced, salt, fresh spinach , tough stems trimmed, freshly ground black pepper, turkey bacon , cooked crisp and finely chopped, dried unseasoned bread crumbs, original essence , recipe follows, turkey rub, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried oregano, dried thyme2 hour 15 min, 20 ingredients
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Turkey with Stuffing (Alton Brown)turkey, with giblets removed, chicken broth and14 Moreturkey, with giblets removed, chicken broth, dried mushrooms, chopped onion, chopped celery, chopped green pepper, vegetable oil, plus extra for rubbing on turkey, kosher salt, plus extra for seasoning turkey, challah bread , cut into 1/2-inch cubes (from approximately 4 to 5 slices), unsweetened dried cherries, approximately 1 cup, chopped pecans, approximately 1/2 cup, whole eggs, beaten, dried rubbed sage, dried parsley, freshly ground black pepper, plus extra for seasoning chicken, special equipment : 1 re-usable organic cotton produce bag3 hour 15 min, 16 ingredients
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Christmas Turkeyturkey, diced turkey breast, pine nuts and8 Moreturkey, diced turkey breast, pine nuts, dates, finely chopped, walnuts, diced cured ham, chestnuts in syrup, brandy, sweet wine, eggs, salt and pepper3 hour 35 min, 11 ingredients
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Roast Breast of Turkey (Emeril Lagasse)water, white wine, orange juice, kosher salt and7 Morewater, white wine, orange juice, kosher salt, light brown sugar, black peppercorns, bay leaves, fresh thyme, whole turkey breast, vegetable oil, turkey rub , or poultry seasoning and salt and pepper to taste1 hour 35 min, 11 ingredients
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Roast Turkey Rubbed With Achiote-Chipotle Butterchipotle chiles in adobo, undrained and17 Morechipotle chiles in adobo, undrained, garlic cloves, chopped, achiote paste, see note, fresh thyme sprigs, sage leaves, oranges , with zest grated, then halved, unsalted butter, room temperature, turkey, thawed, if frozen, salt, garlic cloves, onions, coarsely chopped, carrot, celery, coarsely chopped, thyme, sage, bay leaves, chicken broth, flour3 hour 50 min, 18 ingredients
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Turkey and Chicken Legs with Medieval Marinade (Sandra Lee)turkey legs, chicken legs, tomato paste, olive oil and7 Moreturkey legs, chicken legs, tomato paste, olive oil, chicken broth, worcestershire sauce, applewood rub (recommended : mccormick), apple cider vinegar, frozen chopped onions, thawed, chopped garlic, fresh parsley , leaves picked, for garnish35 min, 11 ingredients
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Turkey Dressing That Never Failsbread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces and13 Morebread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, turkey neck and giblets (minus the liver unless you really like it), chopped celery, celery seed, diced onions, olive or conola oil, butter (up to 1/4 lbs.), pouttry base boullin to taste + 1 can of chicken broth, eggs, breakfast sausge, grnulated garlic, rubbed sage, kosher salt & fresh ground pepper to taste, oysters plan (or smoked ) -optional2 hour , 14 ingredients
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Turkey Hash With Cornmeal Wafflesturkey, salt, divided, pepper, divided and10 Moreturkey, salt, divided, pepper, divided, hot bulk pork sausage, stalks celery, chopped, onions, chopped, butter or margarine, cornbread crumbs, bread, cubed, fresh mushrooms, sliced, rubbed sage, chicken broth, cornmeal waffles13 ingredients
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Turkey Sausage Pattiesrubbed sage, brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes and4 Morerubbed sage, brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes, ground nutmeg, pepper, allspice, lean ground turkey30 min, 7 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Turkey Dinner ¦ Turkey Gravey (Roux) ¦ » [2 Ladles]turkey neck, onion, celery, carrots, turkey broth and4 Moreturkey neck, onion, celery, carrots, turkey broth, whole wheat flour, turkey gravy mix, turkey skin, turkey fat10 ingredients
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