1032 those don aka dillweed Recipes

this recipe is easy and can be adjusted accordingly - today i used half italian bread crumbs from progresso and half of my bread crumbs i made from my sun-dried tomato bread i had made earlier this month. this is a nice spicy and chunky styled crab cake - so enjoy! you can also make small balls of them and deep fry - but i do fine with sauteeing them in the skillet to make it less fattening., ok here we go ..., onion chopped fine, green pepper chopped fine, red pepper chopped fine, more of lump crab meat (ok to use more affordable imitation crab meat- sssh i won tsp tell a soul if you don t, i promise!), olive oil, pepper, old bay seasoning, herbs de province, worcestershire sauce, zest and juice of 1 lemon, bread crumbs, eggs, mayonnaise, dijon mustard, dry mustard, butter, white wine (optional - but it did add that extra something, equipment needed, skillet , bowl

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cream cheese, shredded colby or cheddar cheese, half and half, good beer, dijon(whole grain or honey dijon would both work well), onion, grated, garlic, minced, smoked paprika or 2tsp sweet paprika and a dash of liquid smoke, worcestershire sauce, kosher or sea salt and fresh ground black pepper, smoked sausage, chopped (i used specialty sausages, but any of your favorite precooked sausage would do, just don tsp use partially cooked or raw), baguette, sliced into rounds, olive oil

gratin, mashed, madras curry powder, chopped flat leaf parsley, chopped up steak, shredded gruyere cheese, individually sized round baking crocks, mustard salad , recipe follows, pommery mustard, rice wine vinegar, sugar, mustard oil , recipe follows, salt and black pepper to taste, mesclun mix, mustard oil, dry mustard powder, turmeric, salt, water , to make a paste, canola oil, in a bowl, whisk mustard, turmeric and salt with water to form a paste. whisk in oil and let stand overnight. mixture will separate, don tsp remix before using, you want to use the clear flavored oil off the top.

water, onion, finely chopped, sweet potatoes (about 2 lb), peeled , halved lengthwise and cut across into 1/4-inch slices, apple, peeled, cored, and chopped, fat-free , reduced-sodium chicken broth, coconut candy bar (recommended : mounds), finely chopped, evaporated skim milk, sherry, ground nutmeg, cinnamon , plus more for garnish, salt and freshly ground black pepper, fat free whipped cream, (recommended : fat free reddi-whip) for garnish

brown rice, olive oil, onion, chopped, tomato paste, chile powder, ground cumin, black beans, drained and rinsed, frozen butternut squash chunks (not thawed ), kosher salt, baby spinach (about 8 loose cups), six 10-inch whole wheat flour tortillas or wraps, reduced-fat shredded cheddar, hot sauce, nonstick cooking spray, for spraying burritos (if reheating in the oven), suggestions : reduced-fat sour cream, salsa and guacamole, optional

russet potato, grated, squeezed to drain excess liquid, white onion, grated, egg, lightly beaten, all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt and fresh cracked pepper, vegetable oil, olive oil, fresh chorizo, butter, eggs, bbq sauce , for serving

radishes, washed and spit down the middle with a little stem (about 1/2-inch) still attached, champagne vinegar, white sugar, pickling spices, smashed garlic, stems fresh wild fennel (optional if you don tsp have it , or use 2 tbsp dried fennel seed)

pre-made pie crust, pumpkin puree, egg nog , storebought or homemade, eggs, sugar, brown sugar, salt, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon

chicken stock (*alternatively you can make your own stock from the unused turkey parts ), wild rice, butter (1 tbsp for rice and 3 tbsp for sauteing), sausage, casing removed, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and small diced, white onion, chopped, olive oil , if needed (approximately as needed to keep the pan oiled), liver , blood vessels removed (we used rabbit for the episode, but you can use turkey and/or chicken s), stalks celery, roughly chopped, chopped fresh thyme leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), fresh sage leaves, minced, chopped fresh marjoram leaves (from about 5 or 6 large sprigs), chopped fresh parsley leaves, salt and pepper, eggs, beaten, olive oil, fresh marjoram, leaves stripped from the stems, anise seed, fresh parsley leaves cut off (and stems reserved for the gravy - below), salt, black pepper, turkey , breast and legs cut away from bones and tendons removed and soaked in cold water with kosher salt (buy the breast and legs pre-boned or ask your butcher to do it), olive oil, garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade, then minced, shallot, minced, sage leaves, minced, bay leaf, ale (such as samuel adams boston lager), chicken stock (or turkey stock you have made), butter (1 stick or 8 tbsp), all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : kitchen twine, leftover turkey parts, water, quartered onion, carrot, cut into chunks, celery stalk, cut into chunks, salt, peppercorns, sachet d epices containing : 1 handful parsley stems, a bay leaf, and 5 or 6 thyme sprigs

limes (including zest), tequila, red pepper flakes, great northern beans (3 16-oz cans will work ok if you don tsp want to use dry beans), boneless skinless chicken breast, onions chopped, garlic chopped, olive oil, green chiles, cumin, cayenne pepper divided, defatted chicken stock (canned will work all right), grated monterey jack cheese, sour cream, chopped fresh green onions

vanilla instant pudding mix (if using another flavor match the food color to it), milk, liquid food coloring (you don ;tsp need a lot folks!! just a bit at a time like take a toothpick and place in the food coloring and then the pudding

red wine vinegar, tabasco sauce, tabasco sauce, green kind (makes the dish....don tsp leave out!), olive oil, garlic, minced, avocado, ripe and firm (optional), black pepper, freshly ground, black beans, drained, corn, drained, green onions, sliced, tomatoes, coarsely chopped, crazy salt , to taste

beer (use your favorite. you get to drink the leftover.), egg, all-purpose flour, melted butter, salt, fresh green beans (leave whole, wash and remove tips ), vegetable oil (or shortening) for frying

flaked coconut, blanched almonds , ground. obviously, you re not limited to almonds -- if you like pecans, then used ground pecans. if you re partial to walnuts, then use walnuts., panko bread crumbs. don tsp use regular bread crumbs -- they soak up too much oil and don tsp give you the light texture you re looking for. panko is generally available, either in a decent grocery store or in an asian market. make the effort -- it s really key to making this dish., all purpose flour, beaten eggs, salt, count) shrimp, shelled, oil for deep frying, seasoning (optional). if you are going to serve these with a highly seasoned dipping sauce, then don tsp add excessive seasoning to the batter. otherwise, use your imagination -- cayenne, old bay seasoning, whatever floats your boat.

dried red chilies, garlic, olive oil, blanched unsalted peanuts, coarse salt, chile powder, you can add more red chilies and garlic to taste, but don tsp use less, than the recipe calls for.)

flour tortillas (burrito sized), room temperature light cream cheese, chopped green olives, chopped black onions, chopped super ripe fresh tomatoes (seeded ), chopped green chilis (seeded if you don tsp like the heat, and freshly roasted if you can get them)

green bell peppers seeded and chopped (don tsp use red or yellow peppers for this), jalapenos sliced and keep the seeds, tomato puree, a few red peppers flakes (optional), white or red wine vinegar, sugar if tomato puree isn tsp sweet, fresh basil or parsley added towards the end of cooking