317 the cat did Recipes

baked beans, brown sugar, molasses, dried onion, dried mustard, worcestershire sauce, onion powder, ketchup, chili powder, cayenne powder

cat head biscuits (as big as a cat s head), flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, lard or shortening, buttermilk, sift the dry ingredients together and cut in the lard or shortening. add enough buttermilk to make a soft dough., off about a lemon sized ball of dough for each biscuit and pat out with your hands., biscuits form the oven and put butter on the tops of the hot biscuits to coat.

horseradish, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, honey, quaker oats, water

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

honey, butter, egg, vanilla extract, whole wheat flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, wheat and barley nugget cereal (e.g. grape-nuts)

honey, molasses, butter, egg, whole wheat flour, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, wheat and barley nugget cereal (e.g. grape-nuts), crushed ramen noodles

brussels sprouts, kosher salt , plus 1 tsp., unsalted butter, capers, drained, lemon juice, fresh ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese (to garnish )

creamy peanut butter, ritz crackers, banana , cut into 8 slices, raisins

kosher salt, russet potatoes (baking), unsalted butter, garlic cloves, minced, milk, heavy cream, fresh ground black pepper

brown rice flour or 1/2 cup barley flour, nonfat dry milk powder, wheat germ, chicken broth, steamed broccoli, mashed (or pureed ), drop soy sauce, salmon, undrained, egg yolks, drops olive oil

catfish fillet, italian salad dressing, italian seasoned breadcrumbs or 1/2 cup cajun seasoned dry bread crumb

lump crabmeat, panko breadcrumbs, egg, chives, chopped fine, parsley, minced, cilantro, minced, stone ground mustard, mayonnaise, dried red pepper flakes, butter, fresh lemon juice, horseradish, salt, pepper, tabasco sauce, celery salt, lemon

cod, instant potato flakes (more or less as needed), garlic (omit for cats)

dijon mustard, sugar, extra-virgin olive oil, hot sauce, celery seeds, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, broccoli slaw

flour, baking soda, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, salt, vanilla extract, canola oil, white vinegar or 2 tsp cider vinegar, water, powdered sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, milk, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, vanilla extract

onion, finely chopped, head cabbage, finely chopped, carrots, grated, greek yogurt, sliced pineapple, drained and chopped, salt and pepper to taste, paprika to taste, garlic powder to taste

bisquick, shredded cheddar cheese, ground beef, grain rice, water, salt, butter or 2 tbsp margarine

whole chickens, unsalted butter (approximate), kosher salt (for sprinkling ), honey, water, saffron thread