4295 texas christmas log Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

texas toast thick bread , garlic, meat-flavored spaghetti sauce, kraft shredded mozzarella cheese, hormel pepperoni, basil, oregano

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

all-purpose flour, active dry yeast, butter, egg yolks, egg, heavy whipping cream, salt, vanilla extract, ground walnuts, white sugar, ground cinnamon, dried bread crumbs, egg whites

dill pickles, hot pepper sauce (e.g. tabasco), garlic, chopped, white sugar

eggs, sugar, ground cinnamon, nuts, chopped, melted butter or 1 1/2 cups margarine, raisins, dates, chopped, baking soda , dissolved in, water, flour

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

bloody mary mix, water, rotel tomatoes & chilies, knorr vegetable soup mix, corn (not creamed ), lean ground beef, onion, chopped, texas shaped pasta (you may substitute any kind of sturdy pasta for the texas pasta)

red wine vinegar, hot sauce (like texas pete), minced garlic, olive oil, avocado, cubed, white corn kernels, drained, black beans or 1 (15 oz) can black-eyed peas, drained, whole roma tomatoes, diced, diced green onion, chopped fresh cilantro, salt & pepper

chopped sweet onions (like texas 1015 s), diced firm fresh tomatoes, avocados, peeled,seeded and diced, chopped serrano peppers or 2 tsp jalapeno peppers, chopped cilantro, limes , juice of, salt, pepper, garlic powder

texas toast thick bread, olive oil, garlic, minced (more if you wish), mozzarella cheese, finely shredded, monterey jack cheese, finely shredded, mayonnaise, fresh herbs (i use parsley, basil and a pinch of thyme), garlic powder, parmesan cheese, finely grated (optional)

cream cheese, cut in chunks, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, milk, tabasco or other hot sauce, white pepper, chopped pecans, chili powder

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

texas caviar, black eyed peas- soak in water over night , and then clean, bacon (use portabellos to make a vegetarian version), garlic powder, paprika, salt and pepper to taste, i don tsp remember using that much garlic or paprika so use caution and suit your tastes. i also used chicken stock for a more flavorful background don tsp over power the main flavors with the stock.

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

whole eggs, sugar, buttermilk, vanila, cake & pastery flour, non sweetened cocoa powder, salt, baking powder, vinegar, cream cheese, mascarpone cheese, unsalted butter, vanilla, kirsch optional, icing sugar approx ., sugar crystal (wilton type), meringue, sufar, water, egg whites, tartar cream, vanilla

ground beef, bacon, cut in 1/2 inch pieces, chili powder, divided, jalapeno sauce or 3 fresh diced jalapeno peppers, onions, louisiana chile (optional), tomato sauce or 15 oz diced tomatoes, dry pinto beans, garlic cloves, finely chopped, paprika, red pepper

chopped texas spring sweet or texas super sweet onion, diced fresh or thawed frozen peaches, minced, seeded serrano or other small hot, chili peppers (optional), chopped fresh cilantro, tequila, grated lime peel, fresh lime juice, ground cumin