27 taste breakfast Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

lean ground beef, spicy ground pork sausage (jimmy dean hot breakfast sausage works well, or any italian ground spicy sausage), store-bought spaghetti sauce (i like dole four cheese blend, but you could use any flavor or brand, or make your own), stewed tomatoes, italian style (diced okay, do not drain), stalks celery, coarsely chopped, onion, coarsely chopped (white or yellow ), red pepper, coarsely chopped, green pepper, coarsely chopped, sliced mushrooms (fresh or canned, stems or pieces okay, no need to drain), garlic , minced (to taste, i use minced from a jar), oregano, parsley, bay leaf, sugar (to taste, some people like a sweeter sauce ), seasoning salt (i prefer johnny s brand), chili powder (to taste), red cayenne pepper (optional), parmesan cheese, grated (or parmesan or romano blend)

roll bob evans original flavor breakfast sausage (this is only available in the midwest of the us, but use whatever is your favorite, most lean, breakfast sausage), onion, diced finely, fresh sliced mushrooms (don tsp use canned), optional, flour, butter (the real thing - no margarine allowed in biscuits and gravy), half-and-half...the richness of the gravy is in the cream iness you get with the heavier fat milk products, so i definitely prefer half-and-half or even heavy cream...you re gonna blow the calories anyhow, so why not use the best stuff ! ), a good rich beef or chicken base (yes, you can use either 1 - you will find base in with the bouillon cubes), salt and pepper to your taste, shakes of garlic salt or powder, to your taste

ground beef or 1 lb lamb, breakfast sausage (i used maple flavor), onion (or more if you like ), garlic cloves (use what you like for taste), butter, brown gravy mix, water, cream of mushroom soup, sliced mushrooms, diced, corn, peas, parsley, oregano, mashed potatoes (recipe that you like)

white bread or 7 slices wheat bread, decrusted and cubed, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, milk, ground mustard, salt, pepper, garlic powder, bacon, strips crumbled or 1 cup diced ham or 1 cup diced vegetables