10 sunday sausage breakfast Recipes

bulk pork sausage, onion and garlic-flavored croutons, shredded cheddar cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese, dozen egg, beaten, milk, dried basil, salt, pepper

bulk pork sausage, onion and garlic croutons, cubed mild cheddar cheese, cubed monterey jack cheese, eggs, beaten, milk, dried basil, salt, pepper

eggs, breakfast pork sausage, sliced fresh mushrooms, onion, chopped, tomatoes, chopped, kraft finely shredded triple cheddar cheese

olive oil, ground vegetarian breakfast sausage, chopped onion, garlic, minced, diced red bell pepper, cubed whole-wheat country bread, dijon mustard, grated swiss cheese, eggs, milk, salt , or to taste, freshly ground black pepper to taste

bulk breakfast sausage, green onion, chopped, hash brown potatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, lightly beaten, milk, country gravy mix, paprika , or to taste (optional)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

crusty bread , torn to bits, eggs, milk, salt and pepper, sweet paprika, vegetarian sausage, sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds, cheddar cheese, grated

eggs, water, salted butter, turkey breakfast sausage (no casing), chopped firm tomatoes, preferably roma (about 3 small tomatoes), chopped green bell pepper (1/2 of a large bell pepper), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, freshly ground black pepper (optional)