45 steak bowl calories Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hot italian sausage, ground chuck, monterey jack pepper cheese , grated into mixing bowl to your taste, french onion soup , and add to mixing bowl, a-1 steak sauce , to mixing bowl

flank steak, high temperature oil , such as peanut, canola or safflower, plus 2 tbsp, shallots, peeled and thinly sliced, cornstarch, salt, whole-grain or whole-wheat spaghetti, shiitake mushrooms, red bell pepper, red hot chile pepper, garlic, grated or chopped, scallions , thinly sliced on an angle, curry paste, mild to medium heat (recommended : patak s), fish sauce, chicken stock, shelled frozen edamame, thawed, loosely packed, basil leaves, thinly sliced or torn, lime , zested and juiced, freshly ground black pepper

ground lamb or top round ground steak or extra lean hamburger, bread , soaked in bowl of water for about 1/2 hour then squeezed to get rid of excess water., chopped onion or 5 finely chopped scallions, eggs, dried or fresh spearmint flakes (optional), dried or fresh parsley flakes, garlic, finely chopped (optional), salt and pepper, to taste, olive oil, flour for dredging