9399 south diet food Recipes

food cake mix (plus required ingredients), tub plus 1 cup milk chocolate frosting, unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for dusting, white fondant, red gel food coloring, orange gel food coloring, mint sprigs and edible flowers, for topping

food cake mix, eggs, hot coffee or hot water (coffee intensifies flavor of chocolate), vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, semisweet chocolate pieces, chopped pecans, chocolate-toffee candy, preheat oven to 350 degrees

food cake mix (regular size), eggs, butter, softened, water, semisweet chocolate chips

food cake mix (regular size), buttermilk, canola oil, eggs, milk chocolate turtle candies, chopped, divided, baking cocoa, heavy whipping cream, caramel ice cream topping, chocolate frosting, milk chocolate turtle candies, broken , optional

eggs, cooked green beans, finely minced, minced carrots (if you substitute other vegetables, avoid those with a higher natural sugar content), baked chicken breasts, minced (no skin), cooked and cooled brown rice (unrefined, wild rice is good), olive oil (according to how moist your cat prefers his or her food. is good for preventing hair balls)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

food cake mix, eggs, hot coffee or hot water, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, semisweet chocolate pieces, chopped pecans, chocolate-toffee candy

food cake mix, eggs, hot coffee or hot water, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, semisweet chocolate pieces, chopped pecans, chocolate-toffee candy

dessert base, angel food cake, knox gelatin, cold milk, egg yolks, beaten, sugar, milk, heavy whipping cream, beaten to stiff peaks, egg whites mixed with 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, then beaten to stiff peaks, butterscotch sauce, brown sugar, white sugar, heavy cream, butter

food cake with peanut butter frosting, sweet melissa baking book, makes 1 9 cake, best-quality unsweetened chocolate , coarsely shopped, vegetable or canola oil, sugar, all-purpose flour, best-quality unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, kosher salt, sour cream, eggs, hot strong brewed coffee (i just used hot water), sugar , sifted, unsalted butter, softened, pure vanilla extract, whole milk, smooth peanut butter, at room temperature

food cake mix, sweetened condensed milk, mrs. richardson s butterscotch carmel, tub extra creamy cool whip, heath bars crushed

tomato paste, diet cola, onion powder, worchestershire sauce, salt, garlic powder, ground red pepper, sugar substitute, cinnamon

boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into chunks, hoisin sauce (i use whole foods 365 organic - 3g sugar/serving), sugar free apricot jam, low sodium soy sauce, pc ginger root, grated (i ve used ground ginger in a pinch), juice of 1 lime, cornstarch, salt & pepper to taste, garlic, minced

chopped cooked chicken, cooked rice, chopped broccoli , cooked until tender, chopped carrot , cooked until tender, chicken broth (may need more or less, add it a bit at a time to your food processor)

pork loin country-style ribs, cut into serving-size pieces, onion, sliced, lemon, sliced, deep south barbecue sauce