27 soft steak tacos Recipes

mango, peeled and cubed, cubed avocado, chopped red onion, chopped seeded jalapeno pepper, minced fresh cilantro, olive oil, divided, lemon juice, honey, halibut steaks (3/4 inch thick ), salt, pepper, bibb lettuce leaves, flour tortillas (6 inches), warmed, sweet thai chili sauce

lime juice, skirt steaks, sea salt, ground black pepper, olive oil, flour tortillas (i use the mini, plain tortillas as well as larger tomato or spinach flavored) or 8 10-inch corn tortillas (i use the mini, plain tortillas as well as larger tomato or spinach flavored), chunky salsa, avocados, pitted peeled and sliced, diced onion, chopped fresh cilantro

fresh halibut steaks or 4 (6 oz) fresh halibut fillets, olive oil, for drizzling, salt and pepper, lime, juiced, ripe hass avocadoes, pitted and scooped from skins with a spoon, lemon, juiced, cayenne pepper, plain yogurt, salt, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, scallions , thinly sliced on an angle, romaine lettuce hearts, soft 6-inch flour tortillas

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

fresh halibut , steak or filets, 6 to 8 oz each, extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling, salt and pepper, lime, juiced, ripe haas avocados, pitted and scooped from skins with a large spoon, lemon, juiced, cayenne pepper , eyeball it, plain yogurt, coarse salt , eyeball it, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, scallions , thinly sliced on an angle, heart romaine lettuce, soft (6-inch) flour tortillas