8 six soft Recipes

dark chocolate, butter, eggs, egg yolks, caster sugar, plain flour, cocoa powder , for dusting, creme fraiche, to serve

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cake flour, salt, baking powder, unsweetened chocolate, chopped fine, unsalted butter , cut into six pieces, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, soft, unbleached all-purpose flour, unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped, dutch-processed cocoa powder, water, sugar, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, vanilla extract, eggs, egg yolk, semisweet chocolate, broken into 1/2-oz pieces, heavy cream, granulated sugar, heavy cream, unsalted butter, semisweet chocolate, chopped into 1/2-oz pieces

soft fresh goat cheese, sour cream, chopped fresh parsley, chopped fresh mint, chopped lemon zest, toasted ground walnuts, divided, garlic bulb, top removed, red onions, quartered , root ends intact, green onions, trimmed , leaving 3 inches of green ends, cipollini, peeled, red pearl onions, peeled, sweet onions, quartered , root ends intact, leeks, white part only , quartered lengthwise, olive oil, fine-grained sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, garnish: chopped fresh parsley

soft, fresh breadcrumbs, chopped fresh parsley, grated parmesan cheese, lemon zest, butter, sweet onions, halved and thinly sliced, garlic cloves, minced, all-purpose flour, low-fat milk, salt, ground red pepper, shredded italian six-cheese blend, baking potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced

log soft fresh goat cheese, sugar, water, grape clusters, apple, cored and cut in six 1/3-inch wedges