85 rated the shower Recipes

  • X-Rated Journey
    x-rated fusion liqueur, absolut ruby red vodka and
    2 More
    x-rated fusion liqueur, absolut ruby red vodka, tonic water (splash), grapefruit
    3 min, 4 ingredients
  • X-Rated on the Beach
    x-rated fusion liqueur, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, splash lemonade (if you like it less sweet) or use soda water (if you like it less sweet)
    2 min, 4 ingredients
  • Top-Rated Reuben Sandwich
    rye bread (our personal favorite is dill rye.) and
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    rye bread (our personal favorite is dill rye.), swiss cheese (it depends on the maker, and doesn tsp necessarily need to be expensive or imported.), corned beef, pre-heated (get the best you can... which in our opinion is incredible corned beef), sauerkraut, drained (we like ab s version of homemade sauerkraut.), russian salad dressing (the original was russian, but we like louie dressing (for seafood salads or reuben sandwiches)), butter, softened
    20 min, 6 ingredients
  • X-Rated Sunrise
    tequila, x-rated fusion liqueur, orange juice, orange
    2 min, 4 ingredients
  • Cobalt Sea
    vodka (x-rated brand or other premium), blue curacao and
    3 More
    vodka (x-rated brand or other premium), blue curacao, up soda, prepared sweet-and-sour mix, orange juice
    3 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Sauteed Grape Tomatoes With Black N Green Olives
    sauteed grape tomatoes and
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    sauteed grape tomatoes, rating (see all) | 4 comments (see all), recommend it, saved-on, collect rate print email, label this with a few descriptive words -- also called tags -- to organize your collection., separate each tag with a comma. if this is a brownie recipe, you might type: chocolate, dessert, sue s party, add a note below. this note can be seen only by you ., leave yourself a reminder , a tweak, an idea, or anything else related to this item., what do you think of this let everyone know! (click all that apply .), i recommend it 1 of my favorites, easy for adventurous cooks, ideal for entertaining family friendly, olive oil, shallot, minced, tblsp pine nuts, grape tomatoes (4 cups), black and green olives to taste, chopped fresh cilantro, kosher salt and ground pepper
    20 min, 20 ingredients
  • Top Rated Hungarian Goulash
    beef stew meat, cut into 1-inch cubes and
    10 More
    beef stew meat, cut into 1-inch cubes, lean boneless pork, cut into 1-inch cubes, onions, thinly sliced, canola oil, water, paprika, salt, dried marjoram, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sour cream, hot cooked noodles
    20 min, 11 ingredients
  • X-Rated Rita X-Rated Rita
    x-rated fusion liqueur, tequila and
    5 More
    x-rated fusion liqueur, tequila, sweet and sour cocktail mix, ice, lime juice, lime wedges, up soda
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • X-Rated Iced Tea (Long Island) X-Rated Iced Tea (Long Island)
    x-rated vodka, x-rated fusion liqueur, gin , premium and
    3 More
    x-rated vodka, x-rated fusion liqueur, gin , premium, rum , premium, tequila, triple sec
    3 min, 6 ingredients
  • X-Rated Tropico Cooler X-Rated Tropico Cooler
    x-rated fusion liqueur, midori melon liqueur, coconut milk and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, midori melon liqueur, coconut milk, pineapple juice, ice (or more if you like your drink frozen)
    5 min, 5 ingredients
  • X-Rated Sparkling Peach X-Rated Sparkling Peach
    x-rated fusion liqueur, enviga peach green tea, ice and
    1 More
    x-rated fusion liqueur, enviga peach green tea, ice, peach, for garnish
    3 min, 4 ingredients
  • The   Rated R  for Richness Grand Chocolate Brownie We The Rated R for Richness Grand Chocolate Brownie We
    bittersweet chocolate chips, divided (nestles chocolatier... and
    10 More
    bittersweet chocolate chips, divided (nestles chocolatier 62% cacao), granulated sugar, butter , cut into pieces, water, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, chopped walnuts (optional) or 1/2 cup pecans (optional), heavy whipping cream, cream (optional)
    43 min, 11 ingredients
  • X-Rated Strawberries (Yummy) X-Rated Strawberries (Yummy)
    strawberries, x-rated fusion liqueur, x-rated vodka and
    3 More
    strawberries, x-rated fusion liqueur, x-rated vodka, strawberry puree, lemon, orange juice
    5 min, 6 ingredients
  • X-Rated Giggles X-Rated Giggles
    club soda, x-rated fusion liqueur, unflavored gelatin and
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    club soda, x-rated fusion liqueur, unflavored gelatin, raspberries, fresh
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • The Adjustable Rate The Adjustable Rate
    pineapple juice, fresh, cruzan black cherry rum and
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    pineapple juice, fresh, cruzan black cherry rum, hornitos plata tequila, splash orange juice (es), dekuyper tropical pineapple schnapps (please note which schnapps this is calling for)
    3 min, 5 ingredients
  • Apricot, Spinach And Bacon Salad Apricot, Spinach And Bacon Salad
    apricot , spinach and bacon salad and
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    apricot , spinach and bacon salad, indulge in a salad that is full of flavor and nutrition., hormel had to share it, rating: this recipe is recommended for 4 servings, chopped dried apricots, chopped bell pepper, sliced green onions, chopped fresh cilantro, garlic, minced, apricot nectar, extra-virgin olive oil, rice wine vinegar
    13 ingredients
  • X-Rated Brownies X-Rated Brownies
    chocolate chip cookie mix, brownie mix, oreos, water and
    1 More
    chocolate chip cookie mix, brownie mix, oreos, water, cooking oil
    5 ingredients




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