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  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Cookie Monster Malted Milk Ball Cookies
    malted milk ball cookies, rated by 1 person and
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    malted milk ball cookies, rated by 1 person, rate this rate and comment create a meal idea 100s of main-dish recipes plus suggestions for simple go-with dishes to make a meal complete. prep: 35 minutes, bake : 8 minutes per batch, cool: 2 minutes, stand : 2 minutes, view nutrition facts ingredients, butter, softened, brown sugar, granulated sugar, baking soda, salt, eggs, cooking oil, vanilla, all-purpose flour, whole bran cereal, malted milk balls, crushed (12 oz)
    10 min, 18 ingredients
  • X-Rated Vacation
    x-rated fusion liqueur, coconut rum , malibu preferred and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, coconut rum , malibu preferred, peach schnapps, pineapple juice , a splash to your taste, chambord raspberry liquor
    3 min, 5 ingredients
  • X-Rated Pink Lemonade
    lemonade , regular, x-rated fusion liqueur and
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    lemonade , regular, x-rated fusion liqueur, vodka (x-rated brand suggested, although i used three olive)
    3 min, 3 ingredients
  • X-Rated Tart
    x-rated fusion liqueur and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, pomegranate vodka (depending on how strong you want your drink) or 2 oz pomegranate liqueur (depending on how strong you want your drink) or 2 oz pomegranate juice (depending on how strong you want your drink), cranberry juice
    3 min, 3 ingredients
  • X-Rated French Kiss
    x-rated fusion liqueur, x-rated vodka and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, x-rated vodka, chambord raspberry liquor
    3 min, 3 ingredients
  • X-Rated Carrots With Tequila
    carrot , cut in 1/4-inch diagonal slices, butter and
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    carrot , cut in 1/4-inch diagonal slices, butter, dried dill weed, crushed, salt and pepper, to taste, tequila
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • X-Rated Tickled Pink
    champagne, x-rated fusion liqueur
    3 min, 2 ingredients
  • X-Rated Pj's
    champagne , such as perrier jouet, x-rated fusion liqueur and
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    champagne , such as perrier jouet, x-rated fusion liqueur, raspberries or 1/8 cup diced fresh mango
    3 min, 3 ingredients
  • X-Rated Julep
    grapefruit juice (pink or ruby red juice preferred) and
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    grapefruit juice (pink or ruby red juice preferred), mint leaves, sugar, x-rated fusion liqueur, vanilla vodka, club soda
    5 min, 6 ingredients
  • X-Rated Journey
    x-rated fusion liqueur, absolut ruby red vodka and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, absolut ruby red vodka, tonic water (splash), grapefruit
    3 min, 4 ingredients
  • X-Rated on the Beach
    x-rated fusion liqueur, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, splash lemonade (if you like it less sweet) or use soda water (if you like it less sweet)
    2 min, 4 ingredients
  • X-Rated Giggles X-Rated Giggles
    club soda, x-rated fusion liqueur, unflavored gelatin and
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    club soda, x-rated fusion liqueur, unflavored gelatin, raspberries, fresh
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Giggle Juice Giggle Juice
    dry white wine , such as sauvignon blanc, chilled and
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    dry white wine , such as sauvignon blanc, chilled, lemon-lime soda, chilled, white grape juice, chilled, limes , thinly sliced crosswise
    4 ingredients
  • Tuna  Tortellini Salad Tuna Tortellini Salad
    tuna tortellini saladsouthern living free trial - recipes... and
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    tuna tortellini saladsouthern living free trial - recipes & more!rating, read reviews, rate and review, print : full page | 3x5 | 4x6, send : e-mail | im, add to saved recipes, add to saved menus, add to, add a note, prep : 10 min., cook: 10 min., chill: 25 min., frozen cheese tortellini, albacore tuna, rinsed and drained well, sliced green olives, sliced black olives, diced red bell pepper, chopped sweet onion, chopped fresh parsley, mayonnaise, red wine vinegar, herbes de provence, canola oil, salt to taste, garnish: fresh parsley sprigs
    23 ingredients
  • To My Cooking Buddies To My Cooking Buddies
    i use a (very crappy) dial-up conection, and most times g... and
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    i use a (very crappy) dial-up conection, and most times get knocked offline., my computer is quite old , and nearing its demise, i believe., i have been unable to rate recipes from my cooking buddies for quite some time. sorry about that., i really want to rate recipes, but often computer freezes and i have to reboot several times just to get back online., i have seen some really nice recipes on this website , and wish to rate them, but am not able to., keep up the good work guys
    30 min, 6 ingredients
  • Spicy Peanut Stew With Cool Cucumber Sauce Spicy Peanut Stew With Cool Cucumber Sauce
    olive oil, onion, diced (about 1 cup) and
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    olive oil, onion, diced (about 1 cup), stalk celery, chopped (about 1/2 cup), fresh ginger, grated, garlic cloves, minced (about 2 tsp), sweet potato, peeled and cut into 1 inch chunks (about 2 cups), diced tomatoes with green chilies, butternut squash (about 3 cups) or 1 lb acorn squash, cut into 1 inch chunks (about 3 cups), cauliflower floret (about 4 cups), creamy peanut butter, cooked brown rice, head watercress, stems removed, roasted peanuts, chopped, cucumber, peeled, seeded and diced (about 1/2 cup), cilantro, chopped, jalapeno pepper, stemmed, seeded and minced (optional), lime juice, fresh ginger , rated, salt
    1 hour 15 min, 19 ingredients
  • X-Rated Rita X-Rated Rita
    x-rated fusion liqueur, tequila and
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    x-rated fusion liqueur, tequila, sweet and sour cocktail mix, ice, lime juice, lime wedges, up soda
    5 min, 7 ingredients




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