31 pizza little Recipes

refrigerated buttermilk biscuits, tomato sauce, dried onion flakes, dried oregano, dried basil, garlic powder, shredded mozzarella cheese

bacon, fried and crumbled, cheddar cheese, shredded, green onion, sliced, mayonnaise, party rye rounds

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

chopped parsley leaves, whole milk greek yogurt, garlic, minced, ground coriander , from toasted seeds, kosher salt, ground cumin , from toasted seeds, paprika, ground allspice, ground lamb, olive oil, prepared pizza dough, rolled into 1 large or 2 smaller rough rectangles, aged kasseri cheese, grated, muhammara , recipe follows, sweet onions, thinly sliced and grilled, red bell peppers , charred, peeled, seeded and roughly chopped, hot red peppers , charred, peeled, seeded and roughly chopped, walnut pieces, about 5 oz, toasted, garlic, roughly chopped, ground cumin , from freshly toasted seeds, kosher salt, smoked paprika, olive oil, pomegranate molasses, sherry vinegar, lemon , zested and juiced, put all of the ingredients , except the lemon zest, in a food processor and process until a smooth paste forms. (start with 1 hot pepper, taste, and then add more if you want it hotter.) if the mixture is too thick, drizzle in a little more olive oil. stir in the lemon zest by hand. taste and add more salt and hot pepper, if desired.

triscuit crackers, pepperoni slices, shredded cheddar cheese , or a mozzarella and cheddar mixture

pizza dough (approximately two can of pillsbury or any brand refrigerated dough, or even frozen dough), red pepper, cut in in thin strips, green pepper, cut in thin strips, mushrooms (i prefer crimini, but button will work fine, thick sliced and roasted), japanese eggplant , cut lengthwise diced, white onion, cut in half sliced, mozzarella cheese, grated, parmesan cheese, grated, dried oregano, fresh basil, fresh parsley, red pepper flakes (to taste, i like to use a bit more), kosher salt, ground black pepper, olive oil (plus a little extra to brush on the crust to bake)

hunts tomato sauce, hunts tomato paste, oil, water, oregano, crushed garlic, crushed red pepper flakes, sugar, salt

corn flake crumbs, grated romano cheese, garlic powder (we use more because we love garlic), cayenne pepper, egg whites, water, zucchini , and yellow squash cut into 1/4 inch slices, cauliflower floret (not too little), broccoli floret (not too little), cut halved white button mushrooms, pizza sauce, warmed (sometimes i use hunts four cheese shaghetti sauce or heinz bottled chili sauce for seafood but you cup)

english muffin, catsup or tomato sauce, swiss cheese (mia made that up!), cheddar cheese (josh did that 1! or mozzarella cheese), meat, vegetables