10 pizza diet Recipes

boboli whole wheat pizza crust , we used boboli (12-inch diameter), sun-dried tomato pesto (mufa), zucchini, sliced (1 cup), orange bell peppers (about 1 cup) or 1 yellow bell pepper, cut into thin strips (about 1 cup), cremini mushrooms or 1 cup fresh button mushrooms, sliced, red onion, thinly sliced (1/2 cup), olive oil, mozzarella cheese, thinly sliced, parmesan cheese, grated, grape tomatoes or 3/4 cup cherry tomatoes, quartered, fresh basil leaf, thinly sliced

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

whole wheat tortillas , 6 inch, pizza sauce or 8 tbsp tomato sauce, part-skim mozzarella cheese (4 slices)

garbanzo flour, cauliflower, cooked , riced, egg, reduced-fat mozzarella cheese, parsley, oregano, pizza sauce

ground turkey, low-fat biscuit mix, low-fat milk, tomato sauce, oregano (dried ), green pepper (diced ), mozzarella cheese (shredded )

whole wheat tortillas, eggs, scrambled, reduced-fat cheddar cheese, fat free cooked turkey, crumbled, tomato, chopped

extra virgin olive oil, divided (mufa), red wine vinegar, red wine vinegar, dried oregano, fresh ground black pepper, salt, rotisserie-cooked chicken (breast, 8 oz) or 2 cups leftover roasted chicken breast, tomatoes , cut into 1/2-inch pieces (8 oz), roasted red pepper, coarsely chopped jarred , blotted dry, red onion, chopped (1/4 cup), italian salad mix (5 cup loosely packed), reduced-fat goat cheese, crumbled, whole wheat sandwich wraps (10-inch rectangle, flatout), garlic cloves, crushed

brown rice flour, chickpea flour, water, sunflower oil (for batter), sunflower oil (for cooking ), ground flax seeds (or other substitute for 2 eggs), salt